Knmagor's definitions

Zach0922

A termonology used when someone drives a supersonic E-scooter on the wrong side of the road and gets killed by a incoming motorcycle and does a 360 flip to the hard concrete below and dies.

Wow! I can't believe that Rin Shibuya was killed in a Zach0922 epik 420 flipoff yesterday that got the entire road intersection shut down.

by Knmagor November 18, 2022

AntonSen

1.) A GD creator known for unikitty themed levels
2.) A slang term for "road bike".

Me: Whats that bike
Mallori: Its a Trek AntonSen bike
Me: remind me again what is a "Terk AntonSen", wasn't AntonSen a GD Creator?
Mallori: AntonSen in this context means road bike.
Me: oh

by Knmagor April 17, 2023

Shimano Tourney

shitty bicycle components that are found on BSOs from walmart and on shitty Trek Emonda series.

Marjane: This shimano tourney shifting is broken
Atticus: heres what to do: throw that shitty BSO into the landfill.
Marjane: but its my $8,000 Trek Emonda SL7
Atticus: Sorry ma'm but for your fucking safety, I have to toss it into a landfill. This bicycle actually comes eqquipted with "24 speed" drivetrain so that Trek could mass market this exact model in Walmart, along with Huffy and Schwinn. Trek wants to make money for drug dealers, thats it.

by Knmagor May 17, 2023

Rubidium

The 37th element in the perio dick table. It is a alkaline metal who has 5 PEL and has e- configeration of Kr5s1. Rubidium is also the element that road cyclists go crazy about. It is said that GCN - Global Cycling Network, Pro cyclists, and serious ametures, controlls 69.420% of all the world Rubidium. This stupid grey metal is also nicknamed "Road-bikedium" by the people in lycra. Road cyclists also enslave people like gays and homosexuals to work in Rubidium mines for their own gain. GCN alone owns a whopping 1,337 slaves primarly from SE asia and Africa to work in Rubidium mines for GCN's personal gain.

Rubidium - the 37th element that cyclists go crazy about for zero reason.

by Knmagor December 4, 2023

Miami

A ultra-massive landfill in Florida; one of 26 massive trashdumps where the canadians mainly from alaska and chinese people throw their trash. Miami stinks 24-7 in mountians of trash that are >1 mile high into the sky. Miami houses tons and tons and tons of niggers.

fuck miami

by Knmagor September 22, 2022

Trigonometry

Legalized tourture with triangles sharp enough to cut your winer off. It is a thing with triangles that makes you want to rape the triangles themselves. Strongly disapproved from methodist churches due to a function called sine (sin). Anyone who enjoys trig will go to hell according to the bible.

Burris Ewell: So sine of x derivative is cosine of x
Reverend sykes: Burris, shut the fuck up.
Burris Ewell continues to do trigonometry.
Reverend sykes: Fuck you nigga, god will make you damn in hell if you say "sin(x)" one more time.
Burris Ewell: Yeah, so the derivitive of cosine is negative sin...
Reverend sykes: *shoots burris*
Crowd: cheers.

Meanwhile in hell
God: Burris, you deserve to damn in hell here for eternity, for enjoying and idolizing trigonometry.
Burris: but...
God: no buts.
Burris rots in hell...

by Knmagor May 17, 2023

Miami

A small town in Florida where red neck drivers change lanes at least 15 times per minute.

What are those crab-like drivers doing? Must be in Miami rn.

by Knmagor June 12, 2023