Definitions by Knmagor

Miami 

A small town in Florida where red neck drivers change lanes at least 15 times per minute.

What are those crab-like drivers doing? Must be in Miami rn.

Miami by Knmagor June 12, 2023

EricVanWilderman 

A disgusting pedophile from the game Geometry Dash. He has been streaming on YT for years despite having a history of grooming little children. Seriously, what other 34 year old teacher plays a game with edgy 11 year olds? Exactly, a pedophile would.

Brooke: so scott, whos your favorite GD youtuber?
Scott Speedster: EricVanWilderman
Brooke: Fuck you Scott Speedster.

EricVanWilderman by Knmagor May 19, 2023

Trigonometry 

Legalized tourture with triangles sharp enough to cut your winer off. It is a thing with triangles that makes you want to rape the triangles themselves. Strongly disapproved from methodist churches due to a function called sine (sin). Anyone who enjoys trig will go to hell according to the bible.

Burris Ewell: So sine of x derivative is cosine of x
Reverend sykes: Burris, shut the fuck up.
Burris Ewell continues to do trigonometry.
Reverend sykes: Fuck you nigga, god will make you damn in hell if you say "sin(x)" one more time.
Burris Ewell: Yeah, so the derivitive of cosine is negative sin...
Reverend sykes: *shoots burris*
Crowd: cheers.

Meanwhile in hell
God: Burris, you deserve to damn in hell here for eternity, for enjoying and idolizing trigonometry.
Burris: but...
God: no buts.
Burris rots in hell...

Trigonometry by Knmagor May 17, 2023

Shimano Tourney 

shitty bicycle components that are found on BSOs from walmart and on shitty Trek Emonda series.

Marjane: This shimano tourney shifting is broken
Atticus: heres what to do: throw that shitty BSO into the landfill.
Marjane: but its my $8,000 Trek Emonda SL7
Atticus: Sorry ma'm but for your fucking safety, I have to toss it into a landfill. This bicycle actually comes eqquipted with "24 speed" drivetrain so that Trek could mass market this exact model in Walmart, along with Huffy and Schwinn. Trek wants to make money for drug dealers, thats it.

Shimano Tourney by Knmagor May 17, 2023

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Word by Knmagor May 17, 2023

Bella Nicole

The name of a 2005 Specialized Roubaix Elite road bike, with "state of the art" SRAM Rival eTap drivetrain, "full carbon frame" and a "fully intergrated handlebars". In reality its a fucking Bike shaped object from Specialized, North America's worst bicycle manufacture. SRAM Rival eTap is a complete joke, brakes are misaligned, specialized is known for its BSO's and cheap bikes that can be found in Walmart.

Me: check out my bike named Bella Nicole, its my 2005 Specialized Roubaix Elite i got from a bike shop.
Barack Obama: that thing is complete shitty BSO (bike shaped object) i got at target for less than $100. looks and feels exactly the same as that one. Yall know Specialized "Bicycle" cooperation sells crappy "full suspension" MTBs and road bikes built to fail.

Bella Nicole by Knmagor May 12, 2023

Trek Domane SL7

A crappy, low quality BSO (Bike Shaped Object) that falls apart with the slightest use. Marketed at $6000 at Trek when in GDR3alityy you gan buy the exact same bike for an insane $69 at Walmart or Sam's Club.

Mia C.: Check this out! its my new Trek Domane SL7 I got from Trek bike shop in antarctica, It costed me nearly 7 grand.
Donald Trump: WDYM i heard that you can get the exact same model for just $69 at walmart. They are often offered at $0 in the local landfills.
Mia C.: shut the fuck up donald duck.
Donald Trump: dont believe me, here i'll ride it. *bike falls apart*
Mia C.: ah fuck, 7 grand wasted... and yes i couldv'e gotten this at walmart.

Trek Domane SL7 by Knmagor May 12, 2023