Emery

The name of a Trek Domane SL6 Gen 4. She has the drivetrain of Shimano 105 Di2. She's quite possibally the most beautiful road bike known to man. She runs a compact (50/34 crankset), 12 speed 11-34 cassette in the back. Her frame colour is Blue/White and size in XL58. She also is extremely versatile being able to tackle gravel and accomadate 38mm tires. Probably the best road bike to exist.

Dorami: What is that?
Mrs.Lonerr: thats my trek domane sl6 gen4, emery.
Dorami: *collapses in lust* ohhhh...

by Knmagor August 21, 2023

Colorado

disclaimer this definition is a JOKE dont actully believe in this:
Colorado is a canadian provence as well as japanese territory in the rocky mountains situated south of the Southwestern territories and north of the japanese territory known as Texas. Colorado is the sothernmost provence of Canada (excluding the Hawaiian Territories and the South China Sea). Colorado has a popluation similar to the number of jews hitler killed in WW2. The capital city is Denver. Colorado is also home to the hottest girls in Canada AND Japan.

Colorado is the sothernmost provence (Excluding The Hawaiian Territories) of canada. It also runs through Japan making coloradians japanese and canadians at once. Home to hottest girls.

by Knmagor August 30, 2022

George W. Bush

The person who came up with the idea to make bicycle frames thinner than an eggshell and make them out of brittle carbon fiber and then overprice them.

George W. Bush ruined Vintage Bikes and priced them like craZy

by Knmagor June 15, 2024

King Charles I of England

The single nicest man to walk the face of earth. The man who was anointed by God. The Parliament, consisted of r3tards who probably think they should ride a Canyon Aeroad on a Downhill MTB Trail. King Charles did NOTHING wrong!! Collecting ship money is absolutly correct!! and he was the one, who sadly got be-headed by the r3tarted parliament

James Chapman: And so King Charles I of England got beheaded because he disagreed with parliament and reb...

Paul: Oh shut the fuck up James Cuntmann, King Charles I was a perfect idol in every way. Parliament nobles are the one who should've been be-headed. #KINGCHARLESIDIDNOTHINGWRONG!!!!

*The Class: Based, Paul.

by Knmagor October 13, 2023

Motorcycle

The most thrill-seeking rides ever
Why I will and you should learn a motorcycle?
01. that car karen and her 5 kids use only goes 12.5km per liter
02. Motorcycles can get 30km (2.5x karen and her car) per liter
03. It helps with balancing
04. Drags a whole herd of sexy girls (BEST OF THEM ALL!!)
05. much cheaper than cars (get a decent one for $8K)
05. only reason ur mum dosnt want u to motorcycle is cuz shes a karen driving a 3 tun SUV while texting

Why drive a fucking car when you can be badass and use motorcycles.

by Knmagor October 31, 2022

Trek Domane SL7

A crappy, low quality BSO (Bike Shaped Object) that falls apart with the slightest use. Marketed at $6000 at Trek when in GDR3alityy you gan buy the exact same bike for an insane $69 at Walmart or Sam's Club.

Mia C.: Check this out! its my new Trek Domane SL7 I got from Trek bike shop in antarctica, It costed me nearly 7 grand.
Donald Trump: WDYM i heard that you can get the exact same model for just $69 at walmart. They are often offered at $0 in the local landfills.
Mia C.: shut the fuck up donald duck.
Donald Trump: dont believe me, here i'll ride it. *bike falls apart*
Mia C.: ah fuck, 7 grand wasted... and yes i couldv'e gotten this at walmart.

by Knmagor May 12, 2023

Miami

A small town in Florida where red neck drivers change lanes at least 15 times per minute.

What are those crab-like drivers doing? Must be in Miami rn.

by Knmagor June 12, 2023