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a word that is often followed by the word matrix and is comprised of pure pwnage and awesomesauce
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argon by wazup1495 August 20, 2010
Arrrrr! thar be AAARRRRRRgon in these here waters

mmmmmmmMMMMMMM argon!!!!
argon by aryk December 20, 2006
Stoopid nerd who plays subspace, can't pronounce status correctly.
Argon got owned by EMC
argon by EMC January 23, 2005
arg•un

1. Similar to Argh,ack,shit,and damn it,argon basically says 'I'm really pissed off and I'd appreciate your gracious and horribly painful demise'. In other words,a cry of frustration and annoyance at the world and all of those in it.

arg•on

2. Also one of the elements.
"ARGON! WHY THE FUCK DOES THE WORLD SUCK SO MUCH!!!?!?"

or

"Argon is the most kickass element EVAR,OMG"
argon by Nandaio August 21, 2006

Argon's iq 

You can tell someone they have Argon's iq to someone who is stupid like argon
Argon's iq by Argon on osu June 2, 2021

Argon PC 

Argon PC - if your friend has a bad or trash pc that you wait for 1 year to load.
Dude my friend have Argon PC.
Argon PC by Argon on osu June 8, 2021
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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