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pussy drinker

Used to describe someone with poor taste in beverages. Often said in a public drinking establishment such as a bar or pub.
Bartender: How we doing gentlemen?

Adam: I'll have a Bud Light.

Hunter: I'll have a Corona.

Casey: I'll have a Diet Coke.

Adam: You are such a pussy drinker.
by KnightofNerdom August 30, 2019
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That's what she said last night

An even grittier form of "That's what she said", implying the statement was said during a sexual encounter the night before.
Ted: Holy shit that thing is huge.

Jon: That's what she said last night
by KnightofNerdom May 24, 2020
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Straight Edge

Sober; does not do drugs or drink alcohol of any kind
Peter: Hey Brian. You wanna down a couple of beers while we smoke some pot?

Brian: Nah, I'm straight edge
by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2021
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one man's treasure is another man's trash

What one sees as valuable, another would view as garbage or junk. Reversed form of "One man's trash is another man's treasure".
Peter: OMG, you have the Johnny Seven OMA Gun! That was the coolest toy ever as a kid.

John: Throw it out man. That thing is worthless, I kept losing all the ammo.

Peter: I guess one man's treasure is another man's trash.
by KnightofNerdom August 20, 2019
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Horseplay

A sexual act that involves the use of a dildo or strap-on shaped like a horse cock. In some cases, participants may also wear creepy horse head masks.
Trixie: Whinny up and bend over. I'm in the mood for horseplay tonight
by KnightofNerdom August 12, 2019
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why is the rum always gone

A line made famous by Pirates of The Caribbean. Asked by Jack Sparrow to himself when he is doing map work and his bottle of rum is empty.
*Johnny tries to do his math homework, so he grabs his bottle to have a drink; only to realize it is empty*

Johnny: Why is the rum always gone?

*he gets up and walks drunkenedly*

Johnny: Oh, that's why.
by KnightofNerdom April 4, 2019
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driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

A quote made famous for its use in season 1 of Supernatural. Implies that the driver of a vehicle chooses what music they and the passengers will listen to while whoever is riding shotgun must stay quiet.
Sam: You gotta update your music collection. Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.

Dean: Well, house rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole
by KnightofNerdom October 1, 2019
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