riding the pine pony

An expression when an athlete must sit on the bench and not participate in a sporting event. Various reasons include poor performance, injury, illness, or in the case of students athletes, incapable of maintaining required academic levels in school.
Greg: That's why I love being goalie. Always know my place in the pipes.

Les: (chuckles) You're riding the Pine Pony pal. Julie's one, you're two.

Greg: I'm the backup?! How could he do this to me?!
by KnightofNerdom May 09, 2019
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Secret Weapon

Something you do or give to your significant other that they weren’t excepting. Usually used to earn brownie points or show you genuinely care
Casey had really bought some nice gifts for his girlfriends birthday, but he was saving one of them as a secret weapon to really show he loved her
by KnightofNerdom March 25, 2019
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Son of a nutcracker!

When you want to say "son of a bitch" at Christmas time, but there's children around and you can't use cuss words.
*gets hit with a snowball*

Ow! Son of a nutcracker!
by KnightofNerdom December 12, 2018
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don't lie

A code used when putting a friend on the spot. It implies that you want your friend to lie, usually to cover up something the former shouldn't say.
Kevin: Harry! Harry! Real quick, don't lie. Where we comin' from?

Harry: Man, you was with dat bitch with da fat ass.
by KnightofNerdom September 25, 2019
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Cartoon crush

An attraction that one has to a fictional character. Usually comes from a cartoon or video game.
Back in the day, many guys had a cartoon crush on Betty Boop. But these days, it's all about Tracer from Overwatch or Hatsune Miku.
by KnightofNerdom May 14, 2019
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