Make Like A Tree And Get Out Of Here

The incorrect use of the metaphor “Make like a tree and leave”

Biff: Now why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here?

Old Biff: *slaps Biff* It’s “Leave” you idiot. “Make like a tree and leave”. You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.

by KnightofNerdom June 09, 2018

a bigger lie than the cake

A huge lie that no one will ever believe to be true

Dude 1: If you stick a finger in that electric socket, I'll give you a million dollars.

Dude 2: Sweet!

Dude 3: Don't do it, man. The million dollars is a bigger lie than the cake.

by KnightofNerdom December 25, 2018

Shot

Broken beyond repair; unfixable

Everett: *steps on the only working radio, breaking it*

Larry: Well?

Bill: *gives up* Shot. Leave it to Everett to break the one working radio we got!

by KnightofNerdom April 23, 2019

Number three

When you have to piss and shit at the same time

Kid: Mommy, bathroom!

Mom: Number one or number two?

Kid: Number three! It's coming out!

by KnightofNerdom November 23, 2021

Wawa run

When a group of friends decided to make a trip to the gas station Wawa. Famous for its hoagie subs and coffee drinks.

Casey: Damn, I'm hungry. What're we gonna eat?

Eddy: How about a Wawa run? It's Hoagiefest and all drinks are a dollar

Casey: Quit reading my mind.

by KnightofNerdom April 23, 2019