KnightofNerdom's definitions

Chump change

A monetary amount that one considers to be low or insignificant

Boss: We're glad you accepted this job at McDonald's. We'll start you at $10.50 an hour.

Worker: $10.50 is chump change. I want $20.

by KnightofNerdom July 14, 2019

Shot

Broken beyond repair; unfixable

Everett: *steps on the only working radio, breaking it*

Larry: Well?

Bill: *gives up* Shot. Leave it to Everett to break the one working radio we got!

by KnightofNerdom April 23, 2019

a bigger lie than the cake

A huge lie that no one will ever believe to be true

Dude 1: If you stick a finger in that electric socket, I'll give you a million dollars.

Dude 2: Sweet!

Dude 3: Don't do it, man. The million dollars is a bigger lie than the cake.

by KnightofNerdom December 25, 2018

Make Like A Tree And Get Out Of Here

The incorrect use of the metaphor “Make like a tree and leave”

Biff: Now why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here?

Old Biff: *slaps Biff* It’s “Leave” you idiot. “Make like a tree and leave”. You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.

by KnightofNerdom June 9, 2018

Wawa run

When a group of friends decided to make a trip to the gas station Wawa. Famous for its hoagie subs and coffee drinks.

Casey: Damn, I'm hungry. What're we gonna eat?

Eddy: How about a Wawa run? It's Hoagiefest and all drinks are a dollar

Casey: Quit reading my mind.

by KnightofNerdom April 23, 2019