Kj's definitions

bare ass

To pull your pants down in the back expose your bare ass. Some times used in the bare ass face fart. when a fart is 'bare assed" it allows it to dissapate more rapidly in the air allowing less reaction time in your surrounding crowd.

Man, sams bare ass fart cleared the room in under 4.3

by KJ November 16, 2003

madd

used to describe sumthin by exaggeration

i love that class it's madd cool

by Kj February 11, 2006

chick truck

A Ford Ranger. Their dad pays for it, but she drives it and mucks it up with mardi gras beads on the mirror and a bobble head dog on the dashboard.

I left the mall and couldn't find my chick truck in the parking lot.

by KJ October 3, 2003

lucid dream

A dream where, inside the dream, you know you are dreaming. Imagine being Neo in the matrix. Knowing its fake and having control. These dreams are also more intense and vivid than regular dreams.

I had a lucid dream where I flew around.

by KJ October 27, 2003

bunker down

Term used by confused individuals, who are not sure if they want to hunker down or to go and get in a bunker.

Halo Player 1: F***! A tank with 2 ghosts iz at our base!
Moron: WTF! Oh crap! Bunker down!

by KJ November 11, 2003

sexitis

refering to lack of sex, can have serious consequences:S:S

stace NEVER kiges kj any :( and wight now she needs it pwetty bad lee oh lee where r uuuu dammit shes suffering from SEXITIS

by kj November 7, 2004

sheenisum

Something not politically correct and said with a brooklyn twang.

"Damm you paid 700 for a pair of rubber!" that is a sheenisum.

by KJ March 31, 2005