yawny

The sensation of feeling like you want to yawn. Horny for a yawn.

Often aroused by people talking about or reading about yawning or witnessing another person yawning. May also be aroused by lack of sleep or boredom.

Man: me so yawny!

by kittridge October 15, 2009

Wanpire

Someone (usually a neighbour) who sucks wireless internet access off someone else's connection. An internet freeloader.

My download limit reached already? Hmmmm...I think we have a Wanpire in our midststsstssssssssss

by kittridge January 27, 2009

omnologist

A person with extensive knowledge in many areas, or with a formidable collection of general knowledge. An expert in many fields. One who seems to know everything.

Dr. Barry Jones is an omnologist

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

glasgow eyeball

Glasgow Eyeball: (Verb) To look at someone antagonistically, with malice/rage inciting or leading up to a fist fight.

A look that is a threat of physical violence.

Similar to the stinkeye.

Motherfucker was messin up my shit all night, I gave him the Glasgow eyeball, I was ready to go!

by Kittridge February 25, 2008

baked in the cake

When a woman has sexual intercourse with a man, she is being baked in the cake. Used often as a derogatory statement by lesbians or gays to describe this act.

Careful girls don't be late some of us already getting baked in the cake!
-Sarah "Jessica" Parker in the broadway musical Sex and the City

by Kittridge October 15, 2008

red balls

Sore, aching testicles resulting from too much sex and/or masturbation.

In effect the opposite to blue balls

While unemployed Darren spent 3 hours a day jacking off to xtube and got a case of red balls.

by kittridge January 23, 2009

hamburglar

a person who steals the lunches of others from the work fridge or lunch room.

Worker1: Where's my egg salad?!
Worker2: I saw Larry eating it before...
Worker1: Damn that little hamburglar

by Kittridge February 29, 2008