Kit Rat's definitions

Crane wanker

In first person shooter games, this is a person who likes to camp at the absolute highest point of the map (such as a crane) giving them unfair amount of high visibility than all the other players and snipe people from the sky. Regarded as annoying and having poor marksmanship strategy.

Wow, I died to a proper crane wanker! Take your shite weapon and sod right off mate!

by Kit Rat February 20, 2020

sLog

The same context as vlog, but with Snapchat. When someone posts on Snapchat Story to publicly document their life, situation, thought processes, etc... they are making a Snapchat Log (surely you know someone who does this).

"Oi. You seen Ray's long snap story? It's like they're making a vlog, but with Snapchat."

"It's a Snapchat Story... where you do sLog. duh."

by Kit Rat November 23, 2018

Uwu

The acronym 'Uwu' is University of Washington for short.

It is also an anime happy face emoticon.

Me: UWU

James: What the hell is this

Me: UWU

James: Uwu is University of Wa for short

Me: U W U

James: What the fucckkkkkk

Me: U W U

James: ?????

Me: NSDJJSDJ IM LAUGHING

James: Dat is fucking annoying

Me: iM CRYING

James: Fuck u

by Kit Rat December 4, 2018

High School

Is a joke. You start with high hopes for a change from middle school and excitement in your freshmen year, but no. It's gonna be the same. Oh, and it gets worse as you progress into senior year.

You go around looking for friendships, failing to realize you're not gonna see them again after four years. You stress over rigorous curriculum such as AP classes, get yourself involved in school activities... all just to impress colleges (so you're not really passionate about what you're doing). It's less likely you'd take academics seriously in high school since you're overridden by the perpetual stress and negativity around and at you. And you run into these so called "friends" trying to be BFFs with you without foreseeing one day they'd get tired of you and move on, leaving a hole in your heart that never heals up if you've develop feelings for them. At that point, you're gonna think about turning everyone away from you or limit your socialization thinking it'll avoid that problem when it'll only make you feel worse that you're alone.

Mistakes are NOT okay in high school. If someone (teachers/classmate) hates you from the beginning, they're gonna hate you until the end.

Oh, and don't think about revisiting your old high school either. It's a waste of gas, money, and time to get rudely chewed up by the staff kicking the alumni out.

A: So, tell me about high school.

B: I don't want to talk about it.

by Kit Rat March 1, 2019

Zoomuni

Short for Zoom University, it entails being a university student whilst taking subjects virtually and having online lessons via video calling.

Due to the 2020's pandemic, we all had to go to a Zoomuni for this academic term.

by Kit Rat August 24, 2020

James Madison University

Basically "If Lake Braddock Secondary School is a university" but with some minor changes to the mascot. It also so happens that this is where many Lake Braddock kids go after secondary school.

// Meanwhile, at James Madison University //

A: "Hey, which high school were you from?"

B: "Lake Braddock Secondary."

A: "Eyy Me too!"

B: "Aren't we all Lake Braddock Alumni here?"

by Kit Rat October 6, 2018

Lake Braddock

A secondary school in Burke, Virginia where you'd either love or hate going there, there's no in-between.

There's no chill there.

Basically the opposite of Falls Church High School.

A: I went to Lake Braddock...

B: Um... and?

by Kit Rat October 20, 2019