Kingsley Dawson's definitions

Retardardion

If all the retarded people got together and formed a colony or World of Warcraft race, this would be it. They live in hills and fly jet planes. When in battle, they should Billy Joel and wield short swords.

1.Watch out! You could get tetnis from that angry Retardardion!

2.Dood no way, her new boyfriend is a fucking Retardardion!?!?!

by Kingsley Dawson May 24, 2007

Foreigned

Haveing your girl/game taken without much trouble by someone from another country.

Damn, Walter just got foreigned by Carlo! Nice.

by Kingsley Dawson May 20, 2007

Megatarded

A combination of 'mega' and 'retarded' to explain a really a bad situation that either makes you mad, or otherwise causes feelings of negativity.

Dood, your grandma died..that must be megatarded =-/.

by Kingsley Dawson May 20, 2007

Cunt Truck

A large fat girl/woman that either hits on you or is really angry. Generally considered to be the end-all of 'cunt' terms. Use it on your guy friend for extra steeze.

Fucking shit, Veronica, you're being a worthless cunt truck right now.

by Kingsley Dawson May 20, 2007

Dyke Creature

An ugly woman who doesn't shave. She often lets go numeroues quaf. A dyke creature usually lurks in snobbish communities where they support materialism over soccermomism. They feel that they are better than you. Don't look them in the eye.

Geeze Jenny, your mom is such a dyke creature.

by Kingsley Dawson March 19, 2007