Urban dildo legend

I was sitting there selling used dildos back of a pickup truck ask Mr Smith for his sweet glass cum and you be right back here blowing on me

The urban dildo legend

by Kingofdick October 08, 2020

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Little Richard

The man says he know how to spell and killer pasties and letters and rock and roll

Little Richard I know how to spell I'm the one who invented letters

by Kingofdick March 10, 2020

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Chugfest

Chugfest a country music festival that has Glory holes and you suck from the hole sweet nectar Blake Shelton's play in the background Kenny Chesney Luke Bryan Eric Church

Chugfest is a hard place my mouth is really salty

by Kingofdick July 27, 2019

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Miss fish stick

Hat wearing sandwich eating disco dancing machine

Miss fish stick does all this stuff

by Kingofdick December 30, 2020

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EPC

A brainwashed Christian Nazi who's too scared to be cool like smoking weed and drinking a beer and listen to cool music who run the police Jesus when his mouth

EPC you coward

by Kingofdick July 12, 2019

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