Kingdom Miracle's definitions

Pepto-Bismol

The type of person that has reached a whole new level of annoyance that you can litteraly predict and feel the cancer radiating from their skin. They are also huge band-wagons and enjoy spamming dead memes; radioactive Normie.

I met my first Pepto-Bismol and I wish I never did. His name is Tristan and he is so painfully average I just want to jump off a bridge.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Karen

This stereotype is so complex it needs a checklist so here we go.
•Shops at Walmart typically
•trashy and wears Stealers pajama pants and oversized T-shirt to Walmart and yells at her unvaccinated monsters of children
•anti-vax
•flat earther
blonde hair and fat and always wants to complain about the employees (wants to talk to the manager)
she took the kids and is divorced
•goes to ALL her kids soccer games
kids dying constantly due to not being vaxxed

•if it's a wacky belief then she bandwagons on for attention

I saw Karen at the KFC. She would not stop screaming at that kid!

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Loudmouth

That one kid who thinks you care, but you don't. This kid also shouts out during class constantly. Overall just needs to shut up.

That Jake is sure a Loudmouth. Why won't he just shut up for once in his life.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Auto-Correct

This stereotype is the type of person that can't under any circumstance accept that anything is a joke, for example you say something like "yo momma so thin she slide under the door, not open it up!" And Auto Correct instead of laughing would barge into the conversation and start saying something like "My mom is not thin, she is healthy and average weight." And autocorrect may be right technically, but at what cost?

The neighborhood Auto-Correct can not take a joke! Can't he tell I was kidding?

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Emo

Usually the weird people in the hallways who dye their hair black and all crowd up in the hall hugging each other, they usually swear, and get in loads of trouble.

All the emos won't stop wearing those darn thrasher and vans hoodies. Do they even skate?

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Pepto-Blando

This stereotype is just average. The best comparison is in the Lego Movie where they go inside Emmet's mind and Wildstyle says something like "There is nothing in here!" And that is the same for Pepto-Blando. They pay attention so well in class because there is just nothing shooting in the back of their mind. They rarely have any original thoughts, whatever they say just feels empty "Follow your dreams!" "Your beautiful just the way you are!" And they just believe everything any teacher says pretty much. They require a hive mind of average people just to think properly, a sensory comparison would be eating plain flour, flour is used in cookies which are interesting. But flour is plain and boring, not to mention bland.

All the pepto-blandos in class litterally drool on the floor during the lesson. Are they literally so smart because of how braindead they are? This teacher is not interesting in the slightest.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Fake

Someone who wants to be a certain stereotype but can't achieve it.

He is a fake boomer. He just wants to mow his lawn but is just so lazy.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020