KingMustard's definitions

Rupert Bear

'Rupert the Bear' is a fictional character created by Mary Tourtel in the 1920s.

Everyone loves Rupert the Bear! His TV show was truly superb.

by kingmustard May 8, 2005

Mandeep Sandar

Mandeep is a strange creature who has hair like a girl and never washes it. He often visits the chip shop to dip his hair in the grease to give it a nice shiny finish. He often sports many different head wears ranging from a hair band to a tea cosy to keep his mush warm. Very hairy indivdual with a strong smell of daddy's sauce.

Monty: Is that a large, greasy muffball?

George: Nah, thats just Mandeep bless him.

by kingmustard May 8, 2005

Good aids

The opposite of bad aids. Examples of good aids include lemonade, cherryade and limeade.

You have aids. The bad kind, not good aids.

by kingmustard May 2, 2008

Fuck Mustard

The mixture of anal lube, semen, and feces resulting from butt sex.

When I got done fucking her in the ass I had Fuck Mustard on my dick. Tastes great on burgers!!!!

by KingMustard February 23, 2014

Up the aisle

In the rectum.

I want to take you up the aisle.

by kingmustard January 26, 2012

USR

U.S. Robotics (I, Robot (2004))

USR; Three Laws Safe.

by kingmustard March 10, 2005

Camp

For someone to stay over at another persons place.

Bill: I can't go out tonight because it takes almost an hour to get home.
Ted: You can camp at mine if you want?
Bill: Cool, then lets get legless and boogy!

by kingmustard December 28, 2004