tar hose

A long, heavy black hose made from a tarry rubber substance. A black man's penis is sometimes compared to a tar hose.

"My father wants to kill my boyfriend, but he can't keep his tar hose away from me."

by king of graphics January 13, 2007

hummer

A dick magnifying four ton metal phallic symbol.

"Rick just bought that big hummer. Rumor has it he has a micro-penis."

by king of graphics January 13, 2007

bar fly

A heavy drinking woman with a mom face but milf-like qualities such as a nice rack and a small ass. Can be surprisingly tight in the vagina. Will deny being a bar fly.

"I'm not some cheap bar fly you can use for street squish."

by king of graphics January 13, 2007

trees

Small whisker like protrusions from the edges of a poorly electroplated article.

"Man, those beaners always have trees on their work."

by king of graphics January 13, 2007

tuna casserole

A really sloppy, ripe, bacteria infested, hairy, huge vagina.

Man! I took one whiff of her tuna casserole and my penis did a "turtle."

by King of Graphics March 25, 2007