partner in grime

A person who is your first choice to do some volunteer community-based cleaning with.

Clare is a top rate Partner in Grime for cleaning the beach with.

by King Crumb & Stains November 09, 2020

clitoris allsorts

The dilemma of having to choose between a selection of sweet looking pussies.

Rick went to the Navy orgy and was blown away at the bevy of vacant pussy on show. Man, that was some Clitoris Allsorts show!

by King Crumb & Stains November 07, 2020

grot spot

A particularly unpleasant and abused public area that is covered in litter and other unpalatable human mess.

The training ground behind the beach is the area’s grot spot - full of druggie litter and washed in sea waste.

by King Crumb & Stains November 10, 2020

postmanning

The act of switching male partners between vaginal and anal sex without the female noticing.

I pulled out of Nikki last night whilst doing doggy and you slipped into her arse, without her realising it wasn’t me!
Yeah! We were so postmanning that hoe!

by King Crumb & Stains November 07, 2020

Pirate Wank

When receiving oral from a partner, pull out quickly and cum in their eye.
As they shoot up, you get up and kick them in a shin.
They will be hopping around on one leg, one hand over an eye like a patch and shouting “arggghhhh”

I laughed so much last night after Pirate Wanking Suzie

by King Crumb & Stains February 18, 2025

teamed

The enjoyable experience of receiving hand or oral sexual satisfaction during active participation of an online meeting.

Did you see Carly’s face halfway in during Monday morning’s meeting?
Yeah, I reckon she was getting well teamed under her desk!

by King Crumb & Stains November 07, 2020

picdick

The act of enjoying a scrumptious outdoor picnic followed by intense alfresco sex

Carleen still remembers the great picdicks she had in the Norfolk Broads:
Fantastic food, copious amount of wine and as many lovers as she could fit on the picnic rug!

by King Crumb & Stains November 07, 2020