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A spell with neither verbal or somatic components that is consciously or unconsciously cast by various charismatic, funny, and sexually appealing people, and instantly reduces the victim's I.Q. by 20 to 80 points. Half if they make their saving throw. The penalty applied is 18 minus the victim's wisdom.
If you feel yourself becomming infatuated, quickly leave before you do something stupid.
by Killing Kittens March 29, 2005
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Perhaps a hundred years ago or more, it was called inspiration. Now it's called plagiarism.
by Killing Kittens January 22, 2005
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I still need to get my homework done, file FAFSA form, and work on my novel, but I'll just reply to this post for a few more . . .

*checks clock*

DAMN! I've been on the internet for five hours already?
by Killing Kittens May 05, 2006
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The delusion that your situation is not as objectively bad as it is.
Hope is the fruitless denial of the more realistic pessimism.
by Killing Kittens January 17, 2005
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In any other time, this would be a valid term to describe a person dominated by a logical and chivalrous love ethic. Today, however, he is considered creepy and referred referred to as a stalker.
It's not easy being a knight, lads.
by Killing Kittens March 30, 2005
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A spiritually insane, emotinally retarded, and megalomaniacal primate with an immense inferiority complex. It is ill-suited to survive in its environment, so instead of adapting as other species it changes the environment, for ill of everything including itself. It is a species that will surely go extinct in the next thousand years, a victim of its vaulting own success.
Don't blame us, we're only human.
by Killing Kittens May 19, 2004
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That which does not ostensibly exist and is futile to achieve yet without which our lives are utterly devoid of meaning.
Idealists are never truly happy.
by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004
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