116 definitions by Killing Kittens

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Are you depressed for a very good reason, depressed for no good reason, or just depressed?
by Killing Kittens January 17, 2005
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Under no circumstances should one fuse desire and expectation, as that leads to hope, which prolongs suffering.
by Killing Kittens March 27, 2005
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Alternate (and more appropriate) spelling of the Blizzard game Diablo.
As far as RPGs go, Diablow is about as close as you can come to having absolutely nothing and yet a viable commercial product. It's synthetic food with no calories, no fat, no sugar, and no vitamins, but it comes in an attractive package and is chewable.
by Killing Kittens July 17, 2006
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1. The possession of an extremely versatile penis.

2. The ability to give yourself a blowjob.
1. His dicksterity enabled him to please any woman.

2. His dicksterity enabled him to please himself.
by Killing Kittens July 14, 2005
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The most pretentious and bombastic of Black Metal bands, and, for that reason, the most enjoyable.
Take three impressive-sounding words that have nothing to do with each other and put them together. Then you have the title of the next Dimmu Borgir album!
by Killing Kittens June 23, 2004
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The greatest, most diverse and successful class of land vertibrates ever, believed to have originated sometime in the Triassic about 240 million years ago, and disappearing around 65 million years ago. Gods among animals, and awesome testaments to the power of creation (or evolution, if your must insist that these words be mutually exclusive) they were physiologically superior to mammals and gave rise to birds.

Often our society shows a disinterest with the phenomena of the dinosauria, approaching paleontology with a "they're dead, who cares" attitude. They are also ridiculed for having "died out" when they in fact persisted a period of something like 160 million years--more than 40 times longer than the time elapsed since the earliest human anscestors appeared. Even the word "dinosaur" has a deprecative connotation, implying something that is outdated or obsolete.

Stop for a moment to consider that these animals did, in fact exist, and are not the chimeras of children. This writer would maintain, however, that anyone holding the view that an interest in dinosaurs is nerdy and childish deserves to have his or head bitten off by a Charcharodontosaurus.
Lots of kids my age got hooked on dinosaurs for a while--it was a childhood disease, like mumps or chicken pox, and if left alone, most kids recovered and then had a lifetime immunity to dinosaurmania. But I was that rare exception, a terminal, chronic case.-- Robert T. Bakker, "The Dinosaur Heresies"
by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004
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I sincerely hope Phrigajiblenophip's definition was a joke.

See my definition of 'Dinosaur' and ByThorsBeard's definition of 'Scale of Dinosaurs'.
Alarmingly, a recent poll showed that 51% of Americans believe that dinosaurs and early man lived at the same time.
by Killing Kittens October 26, 2004
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