Kiko's definitions

Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome

A condition in which the affected individual(s) is anywhere from mildly amusing to very exciting to be around in real life, but has no apparent redeeming values on the internet; i.e. typing "lol," using "smilies," and acting as a tardus extremus in the matters of abbreviation, humor, and spelling.

Tommy: Brian seemed somewhat cool at the party last night, but when I talked to him online...
*flashback ensues*
Tommy FArtanyan: Hey, I just added you to my buddy list.
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: who is dis
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: o tommy rite/
Tommy FArtanyan: Are you drinking?
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: wat
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: r u ther
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: th3ere**
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: thrtr*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: godamnit lol
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: THREE*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: LMAO! THERE!
Tommy FArtanyan: G-gotta go!
Tommy FArtanyan signed off 12:30:22
*flashback ends*
Tommy: I guess the screen name he gave me should have given it away!
Kiko: CLASSIC case of Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome!
Tommy: ?
Kiko: *chomp*

by Kiko February 3, 2004

wrown

Incorrect; wrong.

Kiko: Welp, I'm the King!
Dardenius: WROOOOWN!

by Kiko February 3, 2004

Nihoeigo

Mispronounced or misused Japanese, as used by the Wapanese; Japanglish

Kore wa...Nihoeigo?

Ainiku, hai!

by Kiko December 16, 2003

hurf-durf

Noun;

A person that is not to be taken seriously.

Jerkden: Play my card game!
Kiko: Well, I don't know how...it's complicated, and I don't feel like learning that shite.
Jerkden: It's okay, be like Dackson. He's no good at the game, but he plays anyway and has fun.
Kiko: Well, Dackson will be the lone hurf-durf; I'm not playing!
Jerkden: Suit yourself.
*Kiko punches Jerkden*

by Kiko April 29, 2004

Kid Howren

Hero of the west.

"Kid Howren's number 1!...in the West! Best in the West!"
"I thought the Braves were best in the west.."
"No dummy, this isn't 1992."

by Kiko December 17, 2003

Wenile

1. A silly, foolish, or cowardly person
2. A penis

That wenile doesn't stand a chance against Lewis!

by Kiko December 16, 2003

condom

1. A scabbard for the wenile, as used to stop spoimies from gettin' in the vaginus-maximus; sometimes made to fit in TO the vaginus-maximus.

2. Choo's weapon of choice, when attempting to kill me.

*Kiko wakes up in a dark cellar, tied to a chair with barbed-wire*

Kiko: H-hey!
Choo: Hello...KIKO! *lightning strikes*
Kiko: What? Hey CHOO! Get me out of here!
*Choo pulls out condom*
Kiko: Choo, no! This is too ironic!
Choo: Your death only costed 3 cents to make!
Kiko: NOOOO!
Kiko: Wait Choo; what about the chair and the barbed-wire? Surely they costed money!
*Choo gets lost in thought*
Saucer: Good try, SNEAK-O!
Kiko: Saucer?! Not you! Sneak-o?
Choo: Die, LOVER-BOY! *attempts to wrap Kiko's head in condom*
*Kiko wakes up*
Kiko: Oh, just a bad dream.
Choo, 38, wedding ring on finger: What's wrong, Kik?
Kiko: NOOOOOOOOO!
*Crypt-keeper wraps things up*

by Kiko February 8, 2004