Definitions by Kiko
saddlesore
1. A minor sore achieved after riding a horse for a long period of time.
2. A person who pretends to not be the person you're calling on the telephone, when it is in fact the person you were trying to call. (Does not apply to people who attempt dodging telemarketers/bill collectors.)
2. A person who pretends to not be the person you're calling on the telephone, when it is in fact the person you were trying to call. (Does not apply to people who attempt dodging telemarketers/bill collectors.)
Jim Bob: Is this Scooter's roofin'? You were supposed to fix my roof ya...ya s-shitheads!
???: Who do you think you're talking to, fuckface? This is ***City breaks!
Jim Bob: S-s-saddle...sore.
???: Who do you think you're talking to, fuckface? This is ***City breaks!
Jim Bob: S-s-saddle...sore.
saddlesore by Kiko April 25, 2004
Coko
A man who flirts insincerely.
Kiko: Look at that coko over there, scamming all those girls!
J.C.: Uh hur hur hur! We need to get you a nice redhead; you know, th-
Kiko: Silence!
J.C.: Uh hur hur hur! We need to get you a nice redhead; you know, th-
Kiko: Silence!
Yellowie
Tommy: What happened?
Kiko: Oh, yellowie cut me off...guess it's MSN for the rest of the night!
Kiko: Hello?
Greenie: Muah ha ha! Tommy has been disconnected, MYSTERIOUSLY!
Kiko: Damn it, Greenie! So, you and Yellowie are in cahoots, is it?!
Greenie: That's right, and you'll never catch us! Say, I think it's time for a little "maintenance delay!"
Kiko: H-
*Greenie disconnects Kiko*
Yellowie, Greenie: HA HA HA HA!
Kiko: Oh, yellowie cut me off...guess it's MSN for the rest of the night!
Kiko: Hello?
Greenie: Muah ha ha! Tommy has been disconnected, MYSTERIOUSLY!
Kiko: Damn it, Greenie! So, you and Yellowie are in cahoots, is it?!
Greenie: That's right, and you'll never catch us! Say, I think it's time for a little "maintenance delay!"
Kiko: H-
*Greenie disconnects Kiko*
Yellowie, Greenie: HA HA HA HA!
sinusoidal
Kiko: What is with you, tonight? Must be one of those high testosterone nights!
Tommy: Are you saying my testosterone level rises and falls like a sinusoidal wave?
Kiko: *fanfare* Acquired new key term: Sinusoidal! YESSS!
Tommy: You didn't know the term SINUSOIDAL? I'm disappointed!
Kiko: I thought you had misspelled/messed-up "sinuous."
Tommy: Damn escrillo!
Kiko: Hey!
Tommy: Are you saying my testosterone level rises and falls like a sinusoidal wave?
Kiko: *fanfare* Acquired new key term: Sinusoidal! YESSS!
Tommy: You didn't know the term SINUSOIDAL? I'm disappointed!
Kiko: I thought you had misspelled/messed-up "sinuous."
Tommy: Damn escrillo!
Kiko: Hey!
sinusoidal by Kiko April 25, 2004
condom
1. A scabbard for the wenile, as used to stop spoimies from gettin' in the vaginus-maximus; sometimes made to fit in TO the vaginus-maximus.
2. Choo's weapon of choice, when attempting to kill me.
2. Choo's weapon of choice, when attempting to kill me.
*Kiko wakes up in a dark cellar, tied to a chair with barbed-wire*
Kiko: H-hey!
Choo: Hello...KIKO! *lightning strikes*
Kiko: What? Hey CHOO! Get me out of here!
*Choo pulls out condom*
Kiko: Choo, no! This is too ironic!
Choo: Your death only costed 3 cents to make!
Kiko: NOOOO!
Kiko: Wait Choo; what about the chair and the barbed-wire? Surely they costed money!
*Choo gets lost in thought*
Saucer: Good try, SNEAK-O!
Kiko: Saucer?! Not you! Sneak-o?
Choo: Die, LOVER-BOY! *attempts to wrap Kiko's head in condom*
*Kiko wakes up*
Kiko: Oh, just a bad dream.
Choo, 38, wedding ring on finger: What's wrong, Kik?
Kiko: NOOOOOOOOO!
*Crypt-keeper wraps things up*
Kiko: H-hey!
Choo: Hello...KIKO! *lightning strikes*
Kiko: What? Hey CHOO! Get me out of here!
*Choo pulls out condom*
Kiko: Choo, no! This is too ironic!
Choo: Your death only costed 3 cents to make!
Kiko: NOOOO!
Kiko: Wait Choo; what about the chair and the barbed-wire? Surely they costed money!
*Choo gets lost in thought*
Saucer: Good try, SNEAK-O!
Kiko: Saucer?! Not you! Sneak-o?
Choo: Die, LOVER-BOY! *attempts to wrap Kiko's head in condom*
*Kiko wakes up*
Kiko: Oh, just a bad dream.
Choo, 38, wedding ring on finger: What's wrong, Kik?
Kiko: NOOOOOOOOO!
*Crypt-keeper wraps things up*
vaginus-maximus
1. The "private area" of a female; specifically the area starting with the VULVA and ending with the uterus.
2. A wimpy individual.
2. A wimpy individual.
vaginus-maximus by Kiko February 8, 2004