Kieran's definitions

somf

sit on my face

i told the bitch to somf.

by kieran May 26, 2003

fooaltiyeman

"Fooaltiyeman" is a blending of the words "few ill tell you man" which is derived from the fabled prick dialect.

fooaltiyeman if i dunnae get a fucking fag

by Kieran January 30, 2005

aqua turd

its when you take a shit in the ocean. Usually after the doing the big brown water snake floats up next to you.

dude i was at the beach yesterday, and that mexican food fuckin' got to me. Thank god i was wearing bord shorts cuz i took the fattest fucking aqua turd in the world.

by kieran May 6, 2004

SEGA Dreamcast

One of the best consoles to live, had games such as Shenmue 2 which still sells for the Xbox, a 'next generation' console today. A lot of other titles including sonic adventure, are on 'next generation' consoles. £25 in gamestation

I love my Sega Dreamcast.

by Kieran February 28, 2004

Shit Nuggets

From not wipeing your arse properly, you get dry pieces of shit on your arse hair

Luke Harrington has bear shit nuggets

by kieran April 9, 2004

petty clamouring

the act of one being ivolved in a pointless argument with a gay

simon: You pedo
Kieran: whatever cucumber il not involve myself in this petty clamouring

by kieran April 22, 2005