somf

sit on my face

i told the bitch to somf.

by kieran May 26, 2003

underwear snooker

The act of scoring from the exposed underwear of members of the opposite sex. When a colour of underwear is spotted, the spotter will then shout out the score, which corresponds to the score given to the balls in snooker. This also allows plenty of gratuitous letching by spotters mates.

Red = 1 point
yellow = 2 points
Green = 3 points
Brown = 4 points
Blue = 5 points
Pink = 6 points
Black = 7 points
White = -4 points
Commando = 147 break!

by Kieran January 17, 2004

petty clamouring

the act of one being ivolved in a pointless argument with a gay

simon: You pedo
Kieran: whatever cucumber il not involve myself in this petty clamouring

by kieran April 22, 2005

Shit Nuggets

From not wipeing your arse properly, you get dry pieces of shit on your arse hair

Luke Harrington has bear shit nuggets

by kieran April 09, 2004

Scoofy

The place on a male between the testicles and the anus

Haveing a hairy scoofy sucks

by Kieran February 12, 2004

B'jangle

To become twisted up.
When something becomes tangled up.

I had to where tighty whities instead of boxers, other wise the boxer would've gotten all b'jangled in my crotch.

by Kieran October 21, 2004