Kieran's definitions

underwear snooker

The act of scoring from the exposed underwear of members of the opposite sex. When a colour of underwear is spotted, the spotter will then shout out the score, which corresponds to the score given to the balls in snooker. This also allows plenty of gratuitous letching by spotters mates.

Red = 1 point
yellow = 2 points
Green = 3 points
Brown = 4 points
Blue = 5 points
Pink = 6 points
Black = 7 points
White = -4 points
Commando = 147 break!

by Kieran January 17, 2004

Scoofy

The place on a male between the testicles and the anus

Haveing a hairy scoofy sucks

by Kieran February 12, 2004

megadrive

The English and Japanese (and yes, better) name for the Sega console, namned in america and Genesis

Yay! My megadrive is better than your Genesis!

by Kieran February 28, 2004

Tescoface

a)A person who hangs around either in Tesco, or in the car park of said supermarket.
B)Miles

oh my god Miles! You're such a Tescoface! Go on! Get out of the bin!

by Kieran February 28, 2004

fooaltiyeman

"Fooaltiyeman" is a blending of the words "few ill tell you man" which is derived from the fabled prick dialect.

fooaltiyeman if i dunnae get a fucking fag

by Kieran January 30, 2005

Teff

Smelly Beaver. Dirty smelly weavo

Weaving the Beave

by Kieran February 1, 2003

B'jangle

To become twisted up.
When something becomes tangled up.

I had to where tighty whities instead of boxers, other wise the boxer would've gotten all b'jangled in my crotch.

by Kieran October 21, 2004