Family Guy

The best cartoon ever!
Peter: the fat ass dad in gamily guy who works at the brewery.
Lois: the hot attractive mom
Meg: the very unpopular and ugly fat daughter
Chris: the really stupid son that masturbates 24/7
Stewie: the most bad ass baby that’s known to man
Brian: the talking dog

He’s a family guy!!!

by Kidswillbekids May 31, 2020

Chinese

Just because someone is Asian doesn’t mean they’re Chinese

Jimmy: hey look at that Chinese guy
Harold: bruh, he’s been a friend of mine since 1st grade, his name is Jerry and his dad is Japanese and his mom is Korean

by Kidswillbekids July 30, 2019

In laws

When a married man visits his wife’s family and it feels like prison during the visit

Marcus: so I went to see my in laws with my wife
Harold: oh how was it?
Marcus: I never wanna go back

by Kidswillbekids May 17, 2019

Marshawn Lynch

An Nfl running back that loves skittles

Kenny: Hey Marshawn Lynch what’s your favorite gas station shack?
Marshawn: you should know!

by Kidswillbekids March 28, 2019

Lizzo

The only person in the entire world who’s allowed to twerk in public or on public tv

Hannah: Damn when Lizzo twerks it’s fun
Hannah: and when you twerk Zoe, it’s gross
Zoe: well same with you!
Hannah: you’re right...

by Kidswillbekids January 16, 2020

Jake Paul

Some motherfucker who ruined the music and then ruined boxing.

That Jake Paul mothafucka is ruining everything like c’mon bruh

by Kidswillbekids October 14, 2021

Breastaurant

It’s a restaurant where women where small clothes such as hooters and twin peaks so you can see their boobies! Get it? BREASTaurant in other words tits for tips

Last Friday, I went to a breastaurant! You know not for the food but for the titties!

by Kidswillbekids September 09, 2020