In laws

When a married man visits his wife’s family and it feels like prison during the visit

Marcus: so I went to see my in laws with my wife
Harold: oh how was it?
Marcus: I never wanna go back

by Kidswillbekids May 16, 2019

Pharrell

A happy singer

Danny: Pharrell, why are you walking like that?
Pharrell: cuz I’m happy
Danny: Why are you singing?
Pharrell: cuz I’m happy
Danny: why are you wearing that sexy hat?
Pharrell: cuz I’m happy

by Kidswillbekids May 07, 2019

Sorry!

A board game that teaches you how to be a dick

John: ok I got a three! (While moving the pawn) One, two, (knocks over the other pawn) Sorry!
Harry: damn it!!!

by Kidswillbekids December 19, 2019

Beyoncé

A singer that everyone has heard of

Doug: did you see Beyoncé at the grammy’s last night?
Clay: who is Beyoncé?
Doug: how do you not know who the fuck Beyoncé is???

by Kidswillbekids April 20, 2019

365

The amount of long days in a long year

Johnny: There are soooo many days in a month
Smart Ass: oh really? How many?
Johnny: 365
Smart Ass: no ass hole! That’s the amount of days in a year.

by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

Mask off

How Future says Jack off

In future’s 2017 hit mask off, every time he says mask off he means jack off

by Kidswillbekids April 14, 2020

Italian sausage

A giant boner long and stiff enough that one can see it poking their pants

Jake: Harry, you have an Italian sausage
Henry: What?
Jake: yeah what’s that I see in your pants?
Henry: oh shit!!!

by Kidswillbekids July 12, 2019