Definitions by Kidswillbekids

Black 

The color of Africans also a color that people think is racist

Jimmy: you see that African over there?
Joseph: yeah what about him?
Jimmy: he’s black!
Joseph: yeah so what?
Jimmy: just pointing that out
Joseph: uhh, okay

Harold: hey Carl, what color is your car?
Carl: uhh... Black
Harold: RACIST!!!
Carl: No Harold, that’s just what color it is

Black by Kidswillbekids November 4, 2019

Is the earth flat? 

We KNOW the answer. No, the earth is not flat, it’s round like a ball, and anyone who asks that question is retarded as fuck.

Aaron: hey Matt, is the earth flat?
Matt: bruh
Aaron: ok, I’ll ask someone else.
Aaron: hey David, is the earth flat?
David: shut the fuck up!
Aaron: it’s either yes or no
Aaron: Mason, my man, is the earth flat?
Mason: no
Aaron: man they’re horrible liars

Is the earth flat? by Kidswillbekids October 29, 2019

Juan Luis

A very sexy Mexican

Girl 1: oh look at that Mexican over there! He’s so damn sexy!
Girl 2: oh yeah that’s Juan Luis! He really is sexy!

Juan Luis by Kidswillbekids October 26, 2019

Right 

A direction used to confuse people (you’ll understand when you read the sentence below)

Richard (driving a car): so do I turn left?
Frank: right
Richard: ok
Richard *turns right*
Frank: Richard, what are you doing? You were supposed to turn left!
Richard: no, you said right
Frank: no, I meant like you’re right
Richard: well why didn’t you say correct?

Right by Kidswillbekids October 17, 2019

Illuminati 

Illuminati is a triangle with an eye. It’s also some sort of conspiracy theory. Oh, and it can be found on the back of the $1 bill

Illuminati confirmed

Illuminati by Kidswillbekids October 14, 2019

Hanukkah 

Jewish Christmas

Hanukkah is the Jewish version of Christmas but it last 8 days

Hanukkah by Kidswillbekids October 14, 2019

Broke 

Me

I’m broke

Broke by Kidswillbekids October 14, 2019