Definitions by Kidswillbekids

Black 

The color of Africans also a color that people think is racist

Jimmy: you see that African over there?
Joseph: yeah what about him?
Jimmy: he’s black!
Joseph: yeah so what?
Jimmy: just pointing that out
Joseph: uhh, okay

Harold: hey Carl, what color is your car?
Carl: uhh... Black
Harold: RACIST!!!
Carl: No Harold, that’s just what color it is

Black by Kidswillbekids November 4, 2019

Is the earth flat? 

We KNOW the answer. No, the earth is not flat, it’s round like a ball, and anyone who asks that question is retarded as fuck.

Aaron: hey Matt, is the earth flat?
Matt: bruh
Aaron: ok, I’ll ask someone else.
Aaron: hey David, is the earth flat?
David: shut the fuck up!
Aaron: it’s either yes or no
Aaron: Mason, my man, is the earth flat?
Mason: no
Aaron: man they’re horrible liars

Is the earth flat? by Kidswillbekids October 29, 2019

Juan Luis

A very sexy Mexican

Girl 1: oh look at that Mexican over there! He’s so damn sexy!
Girl 2: oh yeah that’s Juan Luis! He really is sexy!

Juan Luis by Kidswillbekids October 26, 2019

Right 

A direction used to confuse people (you’ll understand when you read the sentence below)

Richard (driving a car): so do I turn left?
Frank: right
Richard: ok
Richard *turns right*
Frank: Richard, what are you doing? You were supposed to turn left!
Richard: no, you said right
Frank: no, I meant like you’re right
Richard: well why didn’t you say correct?

Right by Kidswillbekids October 17, 2019

Illuminati 

Illuminati is a triangle with an eye. It’s also some sort of conspiracy theory. Oh, and it can be found on the back of the $1 bill

Illuminati confirmed

Illuminati by Kidswillbekids October 14, 2019

Broke 

Me

I’m broke

Broke by Kidswillbekids October 14, 2019

Hanukkah 

Jewish Christmas

Hanukkah is the Jewish version of Christmas but it last 8 days

Hanukkah by Kidswillbekids October 14, 2019