Keyshaw's definitions

leet-speak

n. The language of virgins.

People who use leet-speak will never get laid.

by keyshaw October 18, 2004

bend over

(v) To prepare to get screwed literally or figuratively.

Gas prices are going up again! Bend over, SUV drivers!

by keyshaw May 14, 2004

urkel

(n) A skinny, smart, annoying kid with a love for science, polka, and cheeeese! Named after a character (Steve Urkel) in the Sitcom Family Matters, played by Jaleel White.

Get out of my house, Urkel!

by keyshaw May 3, 2004

somebody set up us the bomb

We've been had, we're screwed, we're in trouble. Also used if it is fragrantly evident somebody ripped ass or pinched a loaf.

'What the hell is that smell?'
'It looks like somebody set up us the bomb!'

by keyshaw April 25, 2005

veggie action

n. Lesbian sex. So named because it contains no 'meat' (ie. Penises)

I normally don't go for veggie action in porn, but that scene was hot!

by keyshaw October 5, 2004

girlcum

(n) The bodily fluid released by a woman during orgasm.

Both
buried their faces between the other's legs as they unleashed a torrid
of
girlcum, more than either could hope to swallow.

by keyshaw April 30, 2004

avril lavinge

Because the correct spelling, Avril Lavigne, is one of the Forbidden Definitions, everyone uses this spelling to post their love of Avril.

Avril Lavinge is a bastardization of Avril Lavigne.

by keyshaw December 30, 2004