minuteman

(n) A guy who cums very quickly. See premature ejaculation.

That guy is a minuteman! He came as soon as she touched his dick!

by keyshaw September 24, 2004

shirtfull

(n) a set or large breasts, such that they fill out a woman's shirt nicely.

Man, that heet sure has a shirtfull! I want to shoot a load right on those puppies!

by keyshaw September 15, 2004

avril lavinge

Because the correct spelling, Avril Lavigne, is one of the Forbidden Definitions, everyone uses this spelling to post their love of Avril.

Avril Lavinge is a bastardization of Avril Lavigne.

by keyshaw December 31, 2004

post-cum

(n) The residual cum that continues to flow out of a man's penis after he's through spurting.
(adj) Happening after orgasm.

1. After I shot my load on her face, post-cum continued to leak out of my deflating member.
2. She immediately grabbed hold of my penis, cleaned me off, and gave me post-cum head.

by keyshaw September 16, 2004

disinformation

(v) A euphimism for the spreading of government-sponsored lies.

The Government doesn't lie, they engage in disinformation.

by Keyshaw May 10, 2004

Vinny Del

n. A black man, or negro. Derived from the great NBA player Vinny Del Negro.

What up, Vinny Del?

by keyshaw May 01, 2010

electronic leash

(n) See cell phone or pager.

Dude, your bitch keeps calling you! That cell phone is nothing but an electronic leash!

by keyshaw July 09, 2004