Kevin 's definitions

Deusch Bag

A bag used to clean out one's pussy after sexual intercourse.

Mama!!! Telling sis to clean up all the Deusch bags she left around the house. There is one in my soup!

by Kevin April 10, 2004

orc chasm

A deep pit. On the other side is the best feeling in the world, though it's very temporary.

After screwing some knob goblins and drinking Horizontal Tango, I thought I was going to orc chasm.

by Kevin July 20, 2008

Speshtions

Small, orange, flat-like creatures who appear in hallunications.

Joe after taking a large hit of salvia: "Speshtions, Speshtions, Look at the Speshtions!!!!!!"

by Kevin September 11, 2005

worked

in a competition of skill getting beaten very, very badly

man if you went 1 on 1 with LeBron you would get worked.

by kevin November 29, 2003

hawthorne heights

this is bullshit and not true. "hawthorne heights is an fukin rad band.. not very well known but deserve to be.. its emo!!! but it is also screamo..."

1. hawthorne heights IS very well known
2. hawthorne heights is NOT emo
3. hawthorne heights is NOT screamo
4. hawthorne heights sucks

see definitions of screamo for a better explanation

sucks. teh suck. blowz. sux0rz. man hawthorne heights is the worst band since everclear

by kevin March 1, 2005

carnal knowledge

The euphamish the federal government uses for sex. Doesn't make sense unless you know what "carnal knowledge" is. Otherwise it seems like the government is defining rape as knowing something about females.

"Rape is the carnal knowledge of a female forcibly and against her will."

by Kevin July 14, 2008

Rama Lama

A slang term to tell someone to go away, to "buzz" off. Used in moments of annoyment to tell some to go away and leave them in a state of confusion.
For example

Matt: "Hey man, ya wanna go outside?"
Kev: "Rama Lama"

by Kevin November 22, 2003