Seven of Nine

Character in Star Trek: Voyager played by Jeri Ryan from 1997-2001. She used to be a Borg, but The Doctor got rid of a lot of her implants. However, she was assimilated as a little girl, so parts of her Borg physiology weren't removable. She's usually seen on Voyager walking around in a grey catsuit and having entire episodes about her "developing her humanity". Concidered by most to be the sexiest character in Star Trek: Voyager, the web is now littered with naked pictures of her.

Neelix: Would you like some eggs?
Seven of Nine: Eggs are irrelivent. I only eat protein shakes.

by Kevin July 29, 2008

IROC Camaro

Sweetest ride; Radar cannot read it, since it is made from the same material as the Stealth Fighter; quick ride.

"I got a gold plated gas cap, its so sweet"

by Kevin August 24, 2004

pubarincy

having an extreamly hairy pubic reigon.

your pubarincy levels are at about a 29, were gonna need you at about a 3.

by Kevin April 14, 2003

tweeter

Cornhole,butthole,balloon knot etc.

Damn, I had this wicked burrito and a twelver of PBR last night and my tweeter is burning.

by kevin March 25, 2004

Lighta

A word commonly used in replace for Lightening bug. Also used while smaing.

Hey Cam, theres a lighta.

by Kevin August 21, 2003

nerd

one who puts books, learning, or computers in front of everything else. has to be extremely precise about everything, is a perfectionist, and has no connections with the present time. strangely, their handwriting seems to be uglier than a hairy pussy.

me: hey wanna play basketball this afternoon?
nerd: online?
me: LMAO
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me: dude stop singing its annoying.
nerd: i'm not singing, i'm humming.
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me: you goin to the school dance?
nerd: nah i wanna learn one chapter ahead cause i want to get the 5 bonus points on the next test.
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me: holy shit dawg get down the principals coming.
nerd: umm whats a dawg?
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teacher: number 13, the answer is..
nerd: wait on number 12, my friend forgot to capitalize and he didn't put a period...

by Kevin October 15, 2006

seprudity

The feeling of appreciating a coworker's dedication without fully understanding his or her job function.

Can be used as an adjective, or as a closing, such as "with seprudity".

Example one: Bill in Accounting is a pretty nice guy, but I can't help feeling seprudity toward him.

Example two: "... and your jokes about funny hats always made us laugh. We'll miss seeing you around the watercooler.

With seprudity,
Your coworkers."

by Kevin August 14, 2008