Kenthar's definitions

AFHV

America's Funniest Home Videos, the show where you get to see a studio full of people laugh at other people being castrated on video. Fun stuff.

Dude! Did you see that guy get run over by a truck, then got his nuts hit by a 100mph baseball?! ROOFLES!

by Kenthar October 1, 2003

Romeo

A lovesick dude in this guy's (William Shake-sphere) play or something.

I had to remake a happy ending for Romeo and Juliet. Romeo got posessed by a demon.

by Kenthar October 12, 2003

cannibal corpse

A really weird name for a zombie.

Human zombies eat human brains = cannibal

Zombies are animated corpses = corpse

Cannibal corpse

by Kenthar October 12, 2003

catchall

1. Someone's last name
2. Where a baseball player, or team (though rarely), catches every ball hit to him.

1. John Catchall
2. The baseball game ended last night 26-0 with a catchall.

by Kenthar October 12, 2003

bozo filter

A popular filter that Something Awful needs to install on their forums; it blocks bozos.

Ah, we can only hope...

by Kenthar October 12, 2003

expatriate

To kill by removing someone's skin, therefore making them melt. Extremely gross, and you should just use a gun.

Bob: Hey Kenthar, do you want to hear about how I expatriated this guy the other night?
Kenthar: How did you get in here?

by Kenthar October 12, 2003

aggro

In MMORPG's and MUD's, means that an NPC will attack pre-emptively, instead of only returning an attack.

"That new monster they put in the newbie area is aggro."

by Kenthar July 6, 2004