Kenthar's definitions

LMG

Light Machine Gun, the most basic primary weapon in the Half-Life mod, Natural Selection. It is fast firing, accurate, and has a large (50 bullet) clip.

It is not extremely damaging; just 10 hp against an un-carapaced alien with an un-upgrated gun, but this is offset with the rate of fire and clip. Just make sure to point it in the general direction of the target.

Every marine begins with an LMG, and may be given an HMG, Shotgun, or Grenade Launcher.

by Kenthar November 15, 2003

allow myself to introduce myself

A really stupid way to say Allow me to introduce myself.

Guy: Allow myself to introduce myself, I'm -
Kenthar: *BANG!* You got deagled, boi!

by Kenthar November 27, 2003

DisNAZI

An imaginary word made up by someone with no education past 2nd grade.

by Kenthar August 10, 2003

dag yo

What you must say if you are punted

Punt!
"Dag yo"

by Kenthar August 10, 2003

email

A practically useless method of worldwide communication, due to the widespread use of Instant Messaging.

I don't need email because I have AIM, ICQ, MSN, YIM, mIRC all running at the same time!

by Kenthar August 10, 2003

spunk

Spirit; pluck. Considering it is also a vulgar term for semen, it is rarely used in its normal form due to the obviously easy possibility to misinterpret it.

"That athlete shows a lot of spunk on the soccer field"
"What?!"
"He shows a lot of spirit and determination"
"Oh."

by Kenthar August 10, 2003

yo momma

1. The absolute BEST retort to any and all insults.
2. The target of many insults. How everyone's mother can be so many things at the same time is beyond me.

1."Hey little boy, CounterStrike is that way. This game is for real players."
"Yo momma"

2."Yo momma is older than you

by Kenthar August 10, 2003