How you can tell when someone is lying, that is, if they don't have a chronic stutter problem.
I can tell you're lying, cuz when you're replying, you stutter, stutter, ss ss stutter, sutter...
What earth will be a trillion years from now.
Right now, Earth is relatively new. In a trillion years, it'll be OLD!
The non sequitur
, and repeated punchline from a Simpsons episode, though from the normal UD definition for battleship
, it could easily mean something vulgar.
"You sunk my battleship!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"