email

A practically useless method of worldwide communication, due to the widespread use of Instant Messaging.
I don't need email because I have AIM, ICQ, MSN, YIM, mIRC all running at the same time!
by Kenthar August 10, 2003
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ambidextrious

Able to use both hands equally well, rather than having one dominant hand.
Some people use their right hand.
Some people use their left hand.
Some people are squirrel handed, or ambidestrious.
Everyone is different
by Kenthar November 09, 2003
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blowholes

The REAL definition for blowholes is those things on whales' and dolphins' heads
Whales and dolphins have blowholes.
by Kenthar March 20, 2003
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wunderbra

Either a misspelling of wunderbar, a generic German cheer, or wonderbra, a bra of mystery and...more mystery.
ETPlayer: Wunderbar!
L337D00D: Wonderbra!
AznSk8rBoy: RTFM!
by Kenthar March 20, 2004
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you sunk my battleship

The non sequitur, and repeated punchline from a Simpsons episode, though from the normal UD definition for battleship, it could easily mean something vulgar.
"You sunk my battleship!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
by Kenthar November 07, 2003
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stalemate

1. An event in chess where one side is not checkmated on their turn, yet cannot make any moves that would not put their king into peril. This supposedly results in a draw, making it a strategic thing to shoot for if one is hopelessly losing.

2. An event that includes, but is not limited to war, games, and war games, in which neither side participating gains a major advantage or victory over the other for some time. In games, stalemates are usually not permanent, as it often forces one side to use up all their resources, finally giving way to a victory for the one that managed slightly more carefully.
1. It looked as if he was going to make a dominating win, but his opponent managed a clever stalemate. Better than a full out loss.

2. The Starcraft game dragged on for 2 hours, until Bob ran out of ore but Tom still had a resource base going. It was just a matter of time from there.
by Kenthar February 28, 2004
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