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The act of generally pissing off the mighty z man. This is usually completed using egg related products or bodily fluids. Stimulus of a bun of the z man normally originates from the z man talking about her maccies shifts or exceptional circumstances.
Z man: "I've got work all day on Sunday"
*Wichmann pisses on Z mans door*
Everyone but z: "HAHAHAHAHA BUN THE Z MAN"
by Kenny December 19, 2017
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1.one who paints their face with their own poop before going to war,see;berserker

2.a very,very,gay man
( ((><)) )```` hahaha
by Kenny December 10, 2003
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similar to ya mum but more clever me thinks! KINDA SUGGEST U IS HAVING SOMETHING TO DO WIT THE PERSONS MUM (SEXUALY)
(in a fight)
-WHO ARE YOU EH?
-DUNNO WHO ARE YOU?
-ASK YA MUM...
by Kenny July 06, 2004
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Basically the principal that men are more sexually attracted and aroused to new females after a certain amount of time. The term comes from an old joke according to which President Calvin Coolidge and his wife were at a government farm one day and were taken around on separate tours. Mrs. Coolidge, passing the chicken pens, inquired of a supervisor whether the lone rooster was sufficient, given the many hens in the chicken flock.

"Yes", the man said, "the rooster works very hard."

Mrs. Coolidge then asked, "Really? The rooster works very hard? Every day?"

"Oh, yes," the man said. "Dozens of times a day."

"Interesting!" Mrs. Coolidge replied, "Be sure to tell that to the President!"

Some time later the President, passing the same pens, was told about the roosters - and about his wife's remark. "Same hen every time?", he asked.

"Oh, no, a different one each time," the supervisor replied.

"Tell that," Coolidge said with a sly nod, "to Mrs. Coolidge."

The Coolidge comes into effect in the porno industry, where 'Fluffers' are used to get male porn stars erect before a scene, if they've been with the main actress so long.
"I mean, I love her and all... But i'm just SO greedy. Sometimes, I hate the Coolidge Effect. Luckily she's bisexual."
by Kenny May 12, 2006
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A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.
<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!
by Kenny November 29, 2002
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can shoot an amazingly accurate load of cum.
Only a highly trained SAS cock sniper could hava achieve such accuracy at such range.
by Kenny April 06, 2003
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