Ken's definitions

pencil fucked

The act of writing information about a subject that one has absolutly no knowledge of.

Since I was totally clueless about the topic of my history final, I pencil fucked my way through the essay portion.

by ken May 5, 2005

ashwini style

to skip first base, and go back afterwards, all within 20 minutes of alone time.

girl: LETs DO IT ASHWINI STYLE!

by ken April 23, 2005

porl

Changing so dramatically from what you were known to be. A complete metamorphasis- usually the change is for the worse.

You were a health freak, now you all porled- eatin nothing bust fast food and hating to exercise!

by ken March 29, 2005

awesomo

1)An awesome way of saying awesome.

2)A mock of the Japanese made robot, Asimo.

1)Rob: I got a PSP
Bob: That is awesomo!
2)"I am Awesomo." - Cartman

by Ken March 25, 2005

Noahitis

The condition of not taking a shower for several days, and in the process trying to disprove commonly known facts such as the laws of physics. (What goes up must come down)

"You fat bastard. It must be the Noahitis that is rotting your brain out."

by Ken March 23, 2005

jerby

To know more than there is to know...

I ain't gonna study, I'm feelin' all jerby.

by ken March 17, 2005

poopsocking

Defacating into a sock in order to avoid having to get up from your computer to use the toilet. Often utilized when playing online role playing games.

John was poopsocking all the way to level 60 this weekend.

by Ken March 14, 2005