dank

I fiddled with her pussy till her panties were dank.
by ken March 25, 2003
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direct lard injection

(n)

Acronym: DLI

A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.

Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.
I ate as many donuts and pies as possible, but I just can't put on the weight! I guess I'll have to go with a DLI or risk staying fit forever.
by Ken September 11, 2003
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be shal bee shal

ebonics for "bet yall I'll beat yall"
be shal bee shal to tha stowe
by Ken January 17, 2004
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poopster

Variation of the word "puppy". "Puppy" becomes "poopy", and therefore "poopy" becomes "poopster" by the nature of human beings to add a -ster at the end of everything.
The poopster is out there chasing her tail.
by Ken December 25, 2003
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nowtdown

nowtdown for't coppers bein there when we wanta skin up
by ken April 10, 2003
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psp

Playstation Portable

A mediocre portable hand-held system. It hasn't been out yet, so I can't really judge this very accurately.

So far, there has been a couple of bugs on the PSP. There's one where the UMD disk flies out while you're playing and one where the disk reads error, but it should be fixed when it comes out. It plays graphics equal to the PS1. Also the battery life is EXTREMELY low.

You can play PSP games, music, and videos using Sony Mini-Disks that hold approximately 1.5 GB of space.
If you're going for games, go for DS, and Cloud, you cannot judge portable devices to consoles you fucking idiot.
by Ken January 14, 2005
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cibai

"cibai puki!"
by Ken December 06, 2003
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