Keith's definitions

el chico zuma's revenge

A severe case of the wet craps, that almost certainly follows a night of chimichanga consumption at el chico zuma's restaurant on north ave. Avoidable by applying a dollup of lube to one's anus before bed.

I felt the wrath of el chico zuma's revenge this morning, now my ass is all chapped.

by Keith August 23, 2004

townie

Life ruiners, scum of the world

Townie : "ohhhhh, can i have some drugs to feed my baseball bat?"
Townie : "lets go clubbin an kill people with our weapons!"
Townie : "whats that? I listen to shit?"

by Keith September 14, 2003

Cunt Bake

1) a word of jersey origin, meaning whenever it is over 80 degrees outside and a girl is still wearing sweatpants

2) When a person of swedish origin is lit on fire

wow did you see the news?
-yeah in bern, a cunt bake

sweet

by keith May 13, 2005

banana hammock

Men's bikini underwear

"I think I'll wear a banana hammock instead of boxers today."

by Keith January 12, 2007

quarterbackin'

The act of wiping your ass

Knock Knock; (Bathroom door)

Hold on, I'm quarterbackin I'll be right out.

by keith August 9, 2003

helkholesh

is meat on stick

-best served with crab juice, or mountain dew.

We do not sell hot dogs, only helkholesh.

by Keith August 23, 2004

tsu

Acronym: Tear Shit Up. Origin: Dallas Theater Center scene shop 1999.

This show is over! Time to TSU!

by Keith November 5, 2003