Keith's definitions

woah snaps

The white man's way to say "oh snap".

White man: Woah snaps.
Black man: Cracka you di'int just. *face shoot*

by Keith March 29, 2004

metal

crap that makes my head hurt, and makes me seriously doubt the right of teenagers to ever speak or remove their hands form the pockets so as not to scream terrible lyrics or discrace a guitar by arranges the 3 chords they know into noise.

Oh god, my head hurts just thinking about metal.

by Keith January 25, 2005

juanson

slang, referring to the male genitalia
synonmous with jhonson

That man just kicked me in the juanson.

by Keith August 23, 2004

Wiggerette

A Caucasian female who believes themselves to be Hispanic (Puerto Rican esp.) or who wishes to act as if they were African-American by adopting that culture. It seems to be a common thing among teenage girls these days.

Speaking in ebonics or with a fake accent.

by Keith November 8, 2003

sadomasochism

the deriving of pleasure, especially sexual gratification, from inflicting or submitting to physical or emotional abuse.

by Keith April 25, 2003

townie

Life ruiners, scum of the world

Townie : "ohhhhh, can i have some drugs to feed my baseball bat?"
Townie : "lets go clubbin an kill people with our weapons!"
Townie : "whats that? I listen to shit?"

by Keith September 14, 2003

george harrison

the best member of the beatles; died way too young

the best beatles sondgs were written by Harrison.

by Keith January 25, 2005