Keith's definitions

quarterbackin'

The act of wiping your ass

Knock Knock; (Bathroom door)

Hold on, I'm quarterbackin I'll be right out.

by keith August 9, 2003

banana hammock

Men's bikini underwear

"I think I'll wear a banana hammock instead of boxers today."

by Keith January 12, 2007

lee trundle

having soccer am up your anus

'you are great'

by keith January 28, 2004

swarve

Posh
One who is stylish.
One who carries themself in a pimpish manner.
Also refers to inanimate objects.
Represents approval
IE:cool
Swarvellous refers to same meaning.
also see "stush"

Your jacket is swarve.
Mr. Rogers is swarvellous.

by Keith July 3, 2003

mufucka

used by those who sound like they have a load of shit in their mouths. Usually black people who talk like ass.

Whassup mufucka. Where is my momma be?

by Keith May 13, 2005

bloint

Attaching two normal rolling papers together length-wise to make something smaller than a blunt, but larger than a joint. Very good if a blunt is desired, but only rolling papers are availible.

Oh $hit dude; I smoked a whole bloint to my face, now I am so retarded.

by Keith April 2, 2005

cockwolf

the gay male equivalent to the notorious "cougar"

what is that old dirty queer doing here on college night.....total cockwolf

by Keith April 11, 2005