Keith's definitions

D12

The Dirty Dozen...not because there are 12 people but because there are six people all with split personalities:

Eminem and Slim Shady
Proof and Derty Harry
Bizaare and Peter S. Bizaare
Mister Denaun Porter and Kon Artis
Swift and Swifty McVay
Rondell Beene and Kuniva

D12's CD, Devil's Night, is one of the funniest on the planet.

by Keith November 4, 2003

dingis

what a retarded little brother calls his wang

it's my dingis

by keith March 27, 2003

New Jersey

Place where everything is better than where your from. For example, weed. It also doesnt smell, and not everyone likes emo, because emo is gay. Home of the malls, playah

Me: you ever been to new jersey?
person: hell no i heard it smells like shit, and the people have a gay accent
Me :: pulls out 9 ::

by Keith December 1, 2003

esmereldas

Big bouncy breasts, usually on a voluptuous woman with nipples that point up and outward.

That chick is sporting some beautiful Esmereldas.

by Keith August 8, 2004

sandwich

2 pieces of bread, cheese, meat, and condiments also know as a sammich or sammninja

Lets go have a sammninja

by keith May 13, 2005

Cunt Bake

1) a word of jersey origin, meaning whenever it is over 80 degrees outside and a girl is still wearing sweatpants

2) When a person of swedish origin is lit on fire

wow did you see the news?
-yeah in bern, a cunt bake

sweet

by keith May 13, 2005

Juniper Green

Some stupid guy i know made it up instead of saying jumper, he thinks its rhyming slang!!

"It's cold, where's my juniper green?"

by Keith August 12, 2004