Keith's definitions

Juniper Green

Some stupid guy i know made it up instead of saying jumper, he thinks its rhyming slang!!

"It's cold, where's my juniper green?"

by Keith August 12, 2004

wix

Shortened form of "wicked".

"Natalie has wix tits innit"

by Keith August 5, 2003

nintendo thumb

The numbness of the thumbs and index fingers commonly occurring after hours of game console use.

"Those fucking Covenant sonofabitches are giving me nintendo thumb!"

by Keith November 29, 2003

george harrison

the best member of the beatles; died way too young

the best beatles sondgs were written by Harrison.

by Keith January 25, 2005

bubble-butt

A girl with a round, full ghetto-butt.

She sure has a cute bubble-butt>>>

by Keith November 29, 2003

Flopanini

The act of slapping the penis against someone's forehead rapidly and repeatedly.

I'mma give you the best flopanini of your life.

by Keith April 21, 2003

swatch

vb; To have a brief look at.
Chiefly Glaswegian Scots

Gie us a swatch of yer fanny!

by Keith February 5, 2005