Keith's definitions

Monkeyspackflaps

Derived from several individual words. Commonly used when there is not enough time to say all 3 words individually, so have to say them quickly and together.

Stop touching me, Monkeyspackflap!!!

by Keith October 12, 2004

New Jersey

Place where everything is better than where your from. For example, weed. It also doesnt smell, and not everyone likes emo, because emo is gay. Home of the malls, playah

Me: you ever been to new jersey?
person: hell no i heard it smells like shit, and the people have a gay accent
Me :: pulls out 9 ::

by Keith December 1, 2003

sandwich

2 pieces of bread, cheese, meat, and condiments also know as a sammich or sammninja

Lets go have a sammninja

by keith May 13, 2005

dingis

what a retarded little brother calls his wang

it's my dingis

by keith March 27, 2003

esmereldas

Big bouncy breasts, usually on a voluptuous woman with nipples that point up and outward.

That chick is sporting some beautiful Esmereldas.

by Keith August 8, 2004

deadwood

One of the best TV series ever.

Last Sunday's episode of Deadwood was great

by Keith March 15, 2005

Flopanini

The act of slapping the penis against someone's forehead rapidly and repeatedly.

I'mma give you the best flopanini of your life.

by Keith April 21, 2003