Keith's definitions

esmereldas

Big bouncy breasts, usually on a voluptuous woman with nipples that point up and outward.

That chick is sporting some beautiful Esmereldas.

by Keith August 8, 2004

Monkeyspackflaps

Derived from several individual words. Commonly used when there is not enough time to say all 3 words individually, so have to say them quickly and together.

Stop touching me, Monkeyspackflap!!!

by Keith October 12, 2004

Flopanini

The act of slapping the penis against someone's forehead rapidly and repeatedly.

I'mma give you the best flopanini of your life.

by Keith April 21, 2003

banana hammock

Men's bikini underwear

"I think I'll wear a banana hammock instead of boxers today."

by Keith January 12, 2007

quarterbackin'

The act of wiping your ass

Knock Knock; (Bathroom door)

Hold on, I'm quarterbackin I'll be right out.

by keith August 9, 2003

helkholesh

is meat on stick

-best served with crab juice, or mountain dew.

We do not sell hot dogs, only helkholesh.

by Keith August 23, 2004

Nayhoo

A very uncool person of African American heritage.

Get that nayhoo away from me!

by keith December 2, 2004