Keith's definitions
A Caucasian female who believes themselves to be Hispanic (Puerto Rican esp.) or who wishes to act as if they were African-American by adopting that culture. It seems to be a common thing among teenage girls these days.
by Keith November 8, 2003
Get the Wiggerettemug. by Keith August 23, 2004
Get the juansonmug. 
crap that makes my head hurt, and makes me seriously doubt the right of teenagers to ever speak or remove their hands form the pockets so as not to scream terrible lyrics or discrace a guitar by arranges the 3 chords they know into noise.
by Keith January 25, 2005
Get the metalmug. Townie : "ohhhhh, can i have some drugs to feed my baseball bat?"
Townie : "lets go clubbin an kill people with our weapons!"
Townie : "whats that? I listen to shit?"
Townie : "lets go clubbin an kill people with our weapons!"
Townie : "whats that? I listen to shit?"
by Keith September 14, 2003
Get the towniemug. 
