quarterbackin'

The act of wiping your ass

Knock Knock; (Bathroom door)

Hold on, I'm quarterbackin I'll be right out.

by keith August 09, 2003

turkeyfuckin

To light ones cigarette off of the cigarette of another person.

Dude,my lighters beat. Let me get a turkeyfuck off ya

by keith August 09, 2003

stay at home mom

A mother that stays at her home during the day. Unemployed, usually with the husband supporting the family.

The main reason for being a stay-at-home mom is to raise children better.

see also: soccer mom.

Brent's mom is a stay at home mom, she makes awesome cookies for us sometimes!

by keith April 07, 2004

merfler

The best place to chat in the whole wide world.

If someone kills merfle, I'll kill him

by Keith November 11, 2003

pimp nigga

The baddest nigga around. The one that everbody may not always like but respects.

1) I want to be a pimp nigga when I grow up.
2) He is the pimp nigga!

by Keith March 19, 2005

Gave

1) Past tense of give

2) Past tense of committing a violent act on a person of weaker stature, or on a nation with a much weaker military, see also conservative

3) Past tense of releasing oneself from virginity, through the act of coitus, when followed with the words "it up"

1) "I gave that guy a crisp new twenty, and all I got were these lousy cheetos!"

2) "Man, I really gave it to that blind crippled kid, Gimme Five!"
"Man, we really gave it to those damned A-Rabs in Iraqirabia! Yeehaw, George Dubya for another fifty years!"

3) "That ditsy-ass cheerleader Susie gave it up to the whole football team, then the lacrosse team, then had her stomach pumped, then I gave it to her good!"

by Keith February 09, 2004

helter skelter

When things are out of control.

"My life has been so helter skelter recently."

by keith May 13, 2005