Keith's definitions

smurf

refers to the height of Keith Bonano..a 4 foot 7 midget.

man, that smurf got blue all oover him

by keith January 23, 2003

cockwolf

the gay male equivalent to the notorious "cougar"

what is that old dirty queer doing here on college night.....total cockwolf

by Keith April 11, 2005

roofer

another word spoken by a high person hoping to say pass the reefer. There fore from that day on it has been customary to use this word to refer to the reefer!!!!!

Man this is some good Sh@#, pass that roofer this way!

by Keith December 19, 2003

bloint

Attaching two normal rolling papers together length-wise to make something smaller than a blunt, but larger than a joint. Very good if a blunt is desired, but only rolling papers are availible.

Oh $hit dude; I smoked a whole bloint to my face, now I am so retarded.

by Keith April 2, 2005

helter skelter

When things are out of control.

"My life has been so helter skelter recently."

by keith May 13, 2005

sonic youth

sonic youth owns all your alt rocking asses hailing as the best alt rock band since 1982

sonic youth or die fucker

by keith June 22, 2003

swatch

vb; To have a brief look at.
Chiefly Glaswegian Scots

Gie us a swatch of yer fanny!

by Keith February 5, 2005