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Definitions by Keebles

Train tracks

When someone's underwear is loaded with skid marks
That guy over there has train tracks in his underwear.
Train tracks by Keebles April 4, 2023

teletubbies 

gay dudes with strange shaped sex toys on their heads
teletubbies= gay dudes with strange shaped sex toys on their heads
teletubbies by keebles August 26, 2012

rank fart 

Farts that smell really bad( like dead animal in the sun bad). This is caused by eating Taco Bell, or any other Mexican food.
Rank fart:

Eating Mexican food before a flight might cause the TSA to refuse you the right to fly.

Mexican food on your wedding day is a bad idea(unless you want clear the place out fast).

Mexican food before church makes you sit in your own pew. This will make the every baby in the crying room cry and the parents wounder who did it.

Eating Mexican food before a movie will cause a riot in the movie theater when a fart is released.
rank fart by keebles April 14, 2012

riot farts

riot farts are so bad that they cause riots and mayhem.
riot farts caused mayhem in Egypt.

riot farts are considered to deadly dangerous.

riot farts closed a mall in your area.

riot farts are mostly in Mexico.
riot farts by keebles April 14, 2012

pull a harry potter 

When you blow a load shaped like a lighting bolt on a girls forehead.
pull a harry potter by keebles June 24, 2009

captian planet 

A freak with green hair and is a bitch to all the kids with the rings. He also probably has STDS and gave them to everyone that's why the show is no longer on tv.
Captian Planets powers are:
Earth= That's when he is taking a shit and it is HUGE
Fire= When he lites his farts
Wind= When he farts really hard and almost shits his pants
Water= When he is taking a leak or when the toilet over flows
Heart= when He plays hide his sausage with the kids
captian planet by keebles December 28, 2005
A man with a monkey fetish who likes to stick his flag pole up hairy tunnels.
Tarzan got kick out of the zoo for flag poleing a monkey.
Tarzan got his flag pole stuck in a tree.
Tarzan got caught running his hands up his flag pole in public.
tarzan by Keebles October 29, 2005