Keasterbunny's definitions

Open Chairy

The right to openly brandish a folding chair and using it for self defense.

Have all the tiki torches you want. I Open Chairy, fool.

by Keasterbunny August 13, 2023

Sci-hi

Science fiction tv shows and movies that are better enjoyed when you are high.

I don’t think Quique is going to the gym tonight. He’s on the couch to watch some sci-hi.

by Keasterbunny May 12, 2023

Threendship

Three people in a platonic relationship who always hang out.

We spend so much time together that everyone thinks we’re dating but it’s really just a threendship.

by Keasterbunny June 27, 2023

Tadain’t

This is not, and i mean not , the right time.( It literally translates to “today is not”. Its a 1.5 syllable word. )

Tadain’t the day to be messin’ with me.

by Keasterbunny July 28, 2023

Dirt Roads Scholar

A low class, poorly educated “know it all” type. Someone who thinks they are right because it “makes sense” to them.

The new guy is a real idiot. I bet his resume proves he’s a dirt roads scholar.

by Keasterbunny October 5, 2023

Mullet Lite

Any of the cheap watered down American beers such as Bud Light or Natty light.

If you’re going to Mike’s house you better bring your own beer. All he buys is Mullet Lite.

by Keasterbunny March 10, 2023

Classy as the front door

A work/kid friendly way to say “classy as fuck”. A play on “shut the front door”

“Dang, look at this spread. Your kid’s party is classy as the front door”

by Keasterbunny July 8, 2025