name damage

A condition experienced by children at birth when their parents saddle them for life with names spelled like they were dumped out of an alphabet soup can.
1st-grade teacher: "Duh'Lousyannah, what an unusual name you have."

Student sitting next to Duh'Lousyannah: "What about me? I'm Chevy Cougar-Meloncamp Carr."

Student sitting next to Chevy C-M C: "These kids are name damaged!"
by keVIInXI August 18, 2010
Get the name damage mug.

E Harmony

an on-line dating service for people who get bad grades.
Flonasia-"That boy Tarkis got three E's and a D- posted on hiz E Harmony profile. I finna be hiz babymama!"
by keVIInXI September 22, 2010
Get the E Harmony mug.

what the fuck, woodchuck?

an expression used by forest animals (and humans, too) to show frustration and/or confusion about something or someone.
Yogi: "I can't believe that Mr. Ranger is still on my ass about those picnic baskets!"

Boo Boo: "Yeah. What the fuck, woodchuck?!"
by KeVIInXI July 16, 2011
Get the what the fuck, woodchuck? mug.