KeVIInXI's definitions

Downloading the Latest Software

to void oneself of fecal matter in a computer literate way.

Boss: "Who knows where Milt went? His report is late!"

Milt's Work Bud: "I believe he is downloading the latest software."

Boss: "Well, alrighty then. Gotta love his initiative!"

by KeVIInXI July 31, 2011

antiagra

the experience of erectile dysfunction due to sexual turn off or disinterest.

Martha: "George, why isn't our love life as peppy as it was 38 years ago?"

George: "Because 38 years ago my pee pee didn't go all antiagra with boredom."

by keVIInXI July 7, 2011

disharmony.com

a dating option consisting of going to the bar, getting smashed, and finding a life partner who has little in common with you except a liking for booze and sex.

Sarah: "Mindy, how did you and Roger meet?"
Mindy: "Well, I used disharmony.com. I picked him up at TGI Fridays on a bender, got preggers, and life happened.

by keVIInXI July 24, 2012