Definitions by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal

Pyramids 

When gynecomastia takes place and a dude’s nipples turn into razor-sharp prisms.

“When Brad took his shirt off, he had a mad set of pyramids hanging off of him.”

Pyramids by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018

Purple Fever 

When you’ve been suckin’ Barney off every day.

Person 1: “Dude, did you hear? Stacy’s got a mad case of Purple Fever.”

Person 2: “Wow. Third person this week.”

Purple Fever by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018

Green Man

Someone who smokes weed constantly, on the hour every hour.

“We got a Green Man stinkin’ up our apartment complex, and I’m gettin’ real fed up with him!”

Green Man by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018

Chugged the Bong 

Someone who uses psychedelic or high-inducing materials or substances completely incorrectly, like chugging a bong, eating raw weed, drinking heroin, etc..

Person 1: “Did you see Aiden trying to snort weed at the party last night?”

Person 2: “Yeah man! He totally Chugged the Bong.”

Chugged the Bong by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018

Goblin-Bod 

Someone who has twigs for arms and legs but practically has a tumor of of grease and bad decisions for a torso.

“All the girls go crazy for that Goblin-Bod nowadays,” Chris said to himself in the mirror, a tear rolling down his face, aware of the lie he had told himself.

Goblin-Bod by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018

Hi-tamin 

When you eat 1-2 more vitamin gummies than the serving size says to and you get higher than the moon.

Zack quickly ran behind his Mom, just barely hiding from her view. In a moment of triumph, he quickly dove over to the vitamin gummies and grabbed a handful of 6-7. But, within seconds, Zack’s mind got charred with psychedelic images and euphoric feelings, and to this day, he’s still on vitamin gummies, unable to be satisfied without their irresistible high and mediocre flavor.

Don’t try Hi-Tamins.

Not. Even. Once.

Hi-tamin by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018

Keempie 

When a gnome cream pies a regular person.

Even though Daniel the Gnome was only 2 feet tall, he still managed to keempie Stacy at prom at the center of the dance floor.

Keempie by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018