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Definitions by Kay Tutan Tayo

Defines as:
1) Balls, i mean man's balls.
2) Soup lake that a certain monkey specie drained. Then stored it on their balls.
1) Grow a PAIR, man.
2) PAIR are difficult to get, with those Monkeys guarding their balls.
PAIR by Kay Tutan Tayo December 6, 2018
A newly-ordained nun who was forcefully given the Vatican's 103,000 most forbidden books on her brain while being shackled by Catholic Confessors and Inquisitors. She goes with Touma, a man who was too unlucky bastard who unknowingly built a harem on himself. She also got a pussycat named Sphinx.
She has a black hole as a stomach, who eats Touma's budget. And bits the bastard if she's pissed.
Index is a Loli Nun.
Index by Kay Tutan Tayo December 6, 2018

Fever Dream 

The soundtrack created by Tyler Bate (not the wrestler) that you must listen while either targeting a rampaging rhino with a spear, or killing several grenade throwers.
I love Fever Dream while throwing grenades upon those freaking mothers.
Fever Dream by Kay Tutan Tayo December 6, 2018

Come and Get Them 

Means:
Tyler Bate (not the wrestler)'s greatest soundtrack. Listening to it makes you do a record-breaking spear throw in Guinness history.
Nick: Give me your money!
Leonidas: *does a Spartan Phalanx pose* Come and Get Them!
The nickname Woods given to Mike Harper.
Woods: Mi Hermana, that's Spanish for sister, Dipshit.
Dipshit by Kay Tutan Tayo December 6, 2018
A flat-chested woman wearing a bath towel.
Randy: Tignan mo GF ko, ang ganda niya di ba?
Larry: Sus ko po, Turon!
Turon by Kay Tutan Tayo December 6, 2018
A type of manly that exceeds unluckiness and too dense to feel romance. TouMAN is a man who were unintended to build a harem from his works, charm and aura. Named after Touma, the most unlucky man in the world who gets 9,000+ clones, psychics, holy women and even a sadistic boy fall for his charms.

UNLUCKY BASTARD!
Dante is a TouMAN. He collects girls everywhere he goes.
TouMAN by Kay Tutan Tayo December 6, 2018