Definitions by Katie Tran

screen door on a submarine 

1. Useless, worthless

2. To cause someone to lose hope; To disapoint; Burst your bubble

1. I don't think she should be on our team. She's a screen door on a submarine.

2. (From the Venture Bros.)
Hank: Aww come on, let me at 'em, Brock! I probably know Judo! How many of those guys can make the same boast?!
Brock: No.
Hank: Why must you be the screen door on my submarine, Brock?

screen door on a submarine by Katie Tran December 22, 2006

worst song on the ugliest guitar 

something that is miserable or pathetic.

Telling your girlfriend that she has a hairy back and should wax it is like telling her that she is the worst song on the ugliest guitar.

worst song on the ugliest guitar by katie tran November 5, 2006

PB

Paper Back. As in a paperback book. Yeah, I'm a library nerd.

You ask what "PB" stands for? It's the paperback section. I'll show you where it is.

PB by katie tran April 27, 2006

nicotine break 

A synonym to "cigarette break".

Dude, I'll be back soon. I'm going on a nicotine break.

nicotine break by Katie Tran September 20, 2005

do what now? 

A phrase that essentially means huh or "what did you say?".

Mainly used in southern states by young people with bad hearing.

Often shortened to "Do what?".

Person: "I need a large fries"
Person2: "Do what?"

do what now? by Katie Tran August 15, 2005

homerowed 

to be violently attacked with a keyboard. First used in Attack of the Show.

I was sitting in my office when suddenly I was homerowed by Kevin Rose

homerowed by katie tran April 1, 2005

star farmer 

A person on a message board who posts exceedingly just to up his post count. Often for the reward for more stars.

That guy is a total star farmer. He posted 200 times in his first week.

star farmer by katie tran August 17, 2004