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wri'en

A Latino variant of the word written, describing the formation (as characters or symbols) on a surface (paper, cardboard, wall, etc.) with an instrument (pen, pencil, can of spraypaint, etc.). The refusal to enunciate the double “t” sound is most often utilized by Latino women.
Maria: Should I write the le'er to the warden?

Teresa: I've already wri'en it.
by Kate Sjostrand February 22, 2008
mugGet the wri'enmug.

mi'en

a Latino variant of the word mitten, only without the enunciation of the "t" sound. The word carries the same meaning, specifically referring to a glove where the primary fingers are contained in one side of the parsel and thumb is kept separate. The refusal to enunciate the double "T" sound is most often utilized by Latino women.
Maria: (looking down at Teresa's hands) Oh my God! Where are your mi'ens?

Teresa: Eeeee, I couldn't find them.
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
mugGet the mi'enmug.

piss on my fuck

Similar to "raining on my parade", "piss on my fuck" is a phrase intended to communicate dismay to another for a conceited act that infringes upon one's progress or character.
Ted: So I had an 80 point round in BattleField 2 last night.

Ralph: Oh, that's nothing, I had a 120 point round last week.

Ted: Dude, don't piss on my fuck. Eighty points was a good round for me.
by Kate Sjostrand February 22, 2008
mugGet the piss on my fuckmug.

bear stearned

The rapid loss of confidence in one's capabilities from one's traditionally supportive network of friends, customers, etc.
Ralph: Dude, nobody wants me to fix their computers anymore.

Ted: You've been bear stearned, bro.
by Kate Sjostrand March 20, 2008
mugGet the bear stearnedmug.

bu'on

a Latino variant of the word button, only without the enunciation of the "t". The term refers to any other application of the word "button", such as fasteners on a blouse, G-spot, etc. The refusal to enunciate the double "T" sound is most often utilized by Latino women.
Maria: Awww, I ate so much that I popped a bu'on.

Teresa: Eeeee, I'm sorry!
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
mugGet the bu'onmug.

caucus

A system utilized in the determination of a party's candidate that is very similar to a primary, only without the voting.
Ted: Who are you voting for in the primaries, Hillary or Obama?

Ralph: Neither, our state has a caucus.
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
mugGet the caucusmug.

shitter

Slang term for the mid-shift or night shift (ie 12 AM to 8 AM)
Ted: Dude, wanna grab a drink on Friday?

Ralph: Can't Bro, I got the shitter.
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
mugGet the shittermug.

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