mi'en 

a Latino variant of the word mitten, only without the enunciation of the "t" sound. The word carries the same meaning, specifically referring to a glove where the primary fingers are contained in one side of the parsel and thumb is kept separate. The refusal to enunciate the double "T" sound is most often utilized by Latino women.

Maria: (looking down at Teresa's hands) Oh my God! Where are your mi'ens?

Teresa: Eeeee, I couldn't find them.

mi'en by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

fiesta en mi pantalones 

there is a party in my pants
(used by guys when they have erections)
less ackward than saying: i have an erection

Guy 1- OMG there is a fiesta en mi pantalones everytime I see her!
Guy 2- I know, same.
Guy 1- Hey! she's my girlfriend!

fiesta en mi pantalones by tomboy.brainiac November 30, 2010

caca en mi chonis 

bullshit; any ridiculous inconveniences and or anything unbelievable/shockable.

I can't believe this, this is some caca en mi chonis type shit foo.

caca en mi chonis by PhantomX3K November 20, 2022

En mi opinion 

1: something you say when someone says something and you want to say something funny against it, or just to make people laugh

2: a funny think to say that will often make people laugh

“Bro what are you doing”
“En mi opinion…”

En mi opinion by Duderonimy121 June 4, 2023

tu mama en mi cama

Your mommy is a sexy beast.

"What happened last night?"

"Tu mama en mi cama🤗💞"

"oh"

tu mama en mi cama by teenyweeny69 May 18, 2022

Mi'ens 

Mi'ens is a band from Vancouver, Canada. Pronounced Mih Enz, like Mittens without the 'Ts'.
mi-ens on bandcamp dot com

I listened to some awesome postrock today: Mi'ens!

Mi'ens by MsK March 11, 2014

mi pene es enorme

it means my penis is huge in spanish

ayo shawty mi pene es enorme

mi pene es enorme by Brixboy April 23, 2021