Kate's definitions

Shakespeare

Renaissance playwright who has been ruined by English teachers and academics who insist on over-analyzing his plays and sonnets.

Shakespeare wrote Hamlet to be ENJOYED not ripped apart in Lit class until it has no more meaning.

by kate November 22, 2004

Tarzan

A hot guy who has little experience with the real world, but is nonetheless good for a fuck.

Josh had never been to a party before, but he was such a Tarzan that Kate didn't care.

by kate November 22, 2004

boyfriend

The nice guy you settle for when you realize that the hot bad boys you fall for are just manwhores who make you cry as often as they make you come.

I love my boyfriend because he likes to cuddle with me and he never looks at other girls.

by kate November 22, 2004

Karl Rove

Leader of the dark side and controller of all that is evil. In Star Wars he was known as the Emporer while George Bush was called Darth Vadar.

If you challenge Bush, Karl Rove will shoot you with bolts of electricity from his fingers.

by kate November 22, 2004

xmas

Shortened form of Christmas. Some will tell you that this abbreviation "takes the Christ out of Christmas" but you should not listen to these people since they are probably right-wing zealots who will try to convert you.

Xmas makes poor kids cry when they realize the rich kids get all the good toys, all the good clothes, and all the good cars.

by kate November 22, 2004

High School

"The best years of your life" as my mother says while she reads her 1977 yearbook.
Also known as Hell.
Contains a vast and diverse variety of teenagers yet they all fit snugly into categories and labels administered by their peers... some of the unfortunate ones are not teenagers anymore. We call those ones the slackers.
Controlled by sadistic "teachers" and "councillors", etc.

I fell asleep in English class and got in trouble with the teacher. I also forgot my homework. I got a detention.

by Kate November 28, 2004

steino

tall skinny white boy. comes from bensonhurst.

"that skinnty ass white boy is steino."

by kate November 29, 2004