Kasprin's definitions

Man

The majority of the population which also has penises

Me: I am a Man

by Kasprin June 3, 2024

simp

Some person (usually a guy) who donates a shitload of money to a female streamer (usually twitch) just to say their name and acknowledge their existence. like WHY WOULD YOU WASTE SO MUCH MONEY.

Person 1: * donates 3k to poki
Person 2: SIMP

by Kasprin June 30, 2023

ain't no simp

The opposite of a simp. what did you expect idiot?

egirl: help i am hanging off a cliff

sugma: AIN'T NO SIMP

by Kasprin June 30, 2023

april 5th 1989

The day of the Tianamen square massacre

Chinese citizen: April 5th 1989
Chinese government: -1 BILLION SOCIAL CREDIT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPE-

by Kasprin June 30, 2023

Manchester City

The side of Manchester with no morals because they have a shit ton of money which they use to commit lots of FFP charges and buy their way to trophies. The Premier League doesn't do shit about it because man city bribe them to do nothing about it

guy: Manchester City won the ucl
other guy: OH FUCK IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD

by Kasprin May 3, 2024

Algicosathlon

A series of a number of colored stickmen (athletes) trying to win a prize. Every event the athlete with the fewest points is eliminated. This goes on until there is only one athlete left.

Host: Navy is eliminated from Algicosathlon with 52 Points!
Navy: Screw you.

by Kasprin January 29, 2023

You're

the contraction of you are. And it's not your you illiterate *proceeds to say bad word*

some person: Your dumb
Other person: IT'S YOU'RE! HAVE YOU EVER USED YOUR BRAIN FOR ONCE?

by Kasprin December 29, 2023