Pregger Preps

The kind of girls I hit on at my middle school with hopes of drinking their urine and breast milk.

Me: So you're going to have a baby?
Alicia: Duh...
Me: Is the dad still around?
Alicia: No that fucker left.
Me: Well if you ever feel lonely, here's my digits!

by Karate Jesus October 27, 2004

Spinnerz

A difficult break dancing move name after the automobile accessorie. In this move the dabce struts foreward does something resembling a moon walk then stops, pivots and makes on of fis legs spin around clocckwise while the other spins counter-clockwise. Then one leg stops while the other continues spinning and the dancer moves away.

I fractured my pelvis attempting to pull a spinnerz at the disco last night.

by Karate Jesus January 30, 2005

Legends Of The Hidden Temple

Nostalgia. Pure andsimple

Nostalgic nightmare. I nevr ends with the nickels in da machine Elvis

by Karate Jesus October 27, 2004

Jesus Eat World

A little known Christian band that make sfun of Jimmy Eat World. Someone will probably delete this thinking it's a fake group then shit themselves the next day when they here J.E.W. on XM Radio.

I never thought I would see the day. It's as big of a surprise as the Beastie Boys were.

by Karate Jesus October 27, 2004

pastorama

Your butt on steroids your body on crack.

Fuck it bitch fuckit it like MXY PANYME

by Karate Jesus October 27, 2004

Huoston

A cool city in Texas.
1. Saved Apollo 13
2. Got fucked by a cheap floozie with huge knockers
3. got nuked in ID4

Don't wanna be texican idiot!

by Karate Jesus October 27, 2004

postcum

An ejaculatory phenomenon that is far worse, and far more annoying than "precum". Postcum is the same as precum but often contains a little truecum aswell.

I knew Tana was going to be at work today so I jacked off then when I was done, changed pants. Too bad I forgot about postcum. On the way their some remnants leaked out of me penis and stained my freshly ironed khakis.

by Karate Jesus November 13, 2004