KaironeBalone's definitions
Kairos Lang VanDeCar, the blindest mf you will ever meet. He’s silly and smart, and will do your English homework with ease. He will say multiple racial slurs to you if your Cuban, and/or if your name is Adriana… please help. He has a funny middle name that is just a single syllable, and also wants to fuck your grandmother.
His BFF on snap is obviously (and will always be) Adriana because she so kind, awesome, funny, etc.
Also his YouTube recommended is just filled with sand x adult frisk. If possible please stay as far away from him…
His BFF on snap is obviously (and will always be) Adriana because she so kind, awesome, funny, etc.
Also his YouTube recommended is just filled with sand x adult frisk. If possible please stay as far away from him…
by KaironeBalone October 8, 2022
Get the langmug. Adriana, the most awesome person in the world. Talk to her about undertale and she will non stop talk about it for approximately 6 hrs, 37 mins, 4.75 secounds. She is the most funniest and smartest person ever, writing all her English essays with ease. You should totally buy the Adriana mug tho, it’s great.
by KaironeBalone October 8, 2022
Get the adrianamug. Journey, the tallest person you will ever meet. No, deadass, this mf has not stopped growing since he came out of the womb. 6'2 and still going. He is a massive ginger and has lapped just about anyone on my singing monsters. Everyday he forgets his privilege and drops 5 benjis on valorant skins. He’s ginger (0.001%) and (not) surprisingly smart. He knows his Spanish vocabulary, and how to use ‘nalgas’ in a sentance (specifically to ms.fiorella).
I have his dna.
I have his dna.
by KaironeBalone October 8, 2022
Get the Journeymug. Amar, the least brown melinated man anyone has ever seen. He has not left his room or logged out of valorant for months. His family misses him, but the e-bitches love him. He is a silly and goofy guy and drives a mom van, it's great.
by KaironeBalone October 8, 2022
Get the amarmug. Sadie, the alcoholic. Sadie, where to begin with her. She’s your run of the mill goofy friend/furry that always seems to have someone over at her house. She loves reading wattpad (specifically yes sirs!), and has the best cousin in the world, aimee, I OOVE YOU AIMMEEEE - YOUR FAVROITE PRIMAAAAAA. (god you can smell the cuban in that message. - lang)
by KaironeBalone October 8, 2022
Get the sadiemug. Dimitrios... where to begin. He has a crippling twitter addiction ( specifically in twomad's replies) and is the epitome of short king. Hes on that bulk and hes never stopped dick riding lavencas. He loves binding of isaac and binding bitches with his killer triangle chokes.
by KaironeBalone October 8, 2022
Get the dimitriosmug. Camila, that one friend that is OBSESSED with harry styles.
She knows atleast every song in the world, and likes Billie eillish aswell.
She is so relatable and goofy. Sadie and her are inseparable. no like they are actually joined at the dawgs. them shits are always interlocked idk how the fuck they do it.
(P.S. camila, im PISSED we don’t have as many clases this year)
(P.P.S. You should have gone to AP world, it’s not that bad)
(P.P.P.S. I don’t want to jinx it.)
(P.P.P.P.S. I added another one to make lang mad)
(Lang P.S. end your life adriana)
(Adriana P.S. no)
She knows atleast every song in the world, and likes Billie eillish aswell.
She is so relatable and goofy. Sadie and her are inseparable. no like they are actually joined at the dawgs. them shits are always interlocked idk how the fuck they do it.
(P.S. camila, im PISSED we don’t have as many clases this year)
(P.P.S. You should have gone to AP world, it’s not that bad)
(P.P.P.S. I don’t want to jinx it.)
(P.P.P.P.S. I added another one to make lang mad)
(Lang P.S. end your life adriana)
(Adriana P.S. no)
by KaironeBalone October 8, 2022
Get the camilamug.