safiy

Safiy Urahman Syed. He has the biggest juciest meat on the entire planet, and he has the ability to bag any mf he sets his mind to. His face warps like a fucking ditto and he can turn from obunga to the roblox smirk face in less than a second. He loves shitty roblox games and talking to him feels like youre having a conversation with someones raw unfiltered intrusive thoughts. He moans better than any girl ive ever met and has more rizz built in than kanye's albums.
i wait only for you safiy

god you know thats my fucking rizz lang
okay but whos gonna stop me?
allah will
you mean ash shakur?
by KaironeBalone October 08, 2022
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kev the bev

Kev the bev. In middle school his nickname was kevdog, and since then its only gotten better. From King Kev to Kevin the Beverage, hes got every name in the books under his belt. Everybody wants to fight him and he has the most immaculate anti-grappling anyone has ever seen. Okay handing it off to adriana now. Kevin, he’s the quiet kid in the back, but he knows his sh*t (#family friendly) He’s smart, and is very silly when he giggles.
yo kev the bev
mmmm
what?
by KaironeBalone October 08, 2022
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amar

Amar, the least brown melinated man anyone has ever seen. He has not left his room or logged out of valorant for months. His family misses him, but the e-bitches love him. He is a silly and goofy guy and drives a mom van, it's great.
Where is amar?
probably getting pocketed on val.
by KaironeBalone October 08, 2022
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Deven

Deven, that one person you know that could be put on the united states most wanted list. Every word that leaves his mouth could be considered a hate crime or inciting violence on a large scale. He's the type of person who would flash anyone for anything. ifykyk. He's kanye's biggest fan but i dont think he can defend him after what happened...
DEVEN WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR DICK OUT???
i was feeling mischevious.
THIS ALWAUS FUICKING HAPPENS
by KaironeBalone October 08, 2022
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Journey

Journey, the tallest person you will ever meet. No, deadass, this mf has not stopped growing since he came out of the womb. 6'2 and still going. He is a massive ginger and has lapped just about anyone on my singing monsters. Everyday he forgets his privilege and drops 5 benjis on valorant skins. He’s ginger (0.001%) and (not) surprisingly smart. He knows his Spanish vocabulary, and how to use ‘nalgas’ in a sentance (specifically to ms.fiorella).

I have his dna.
hey journey!
god i want to FUCK YOU lang
by KaironeBalone October 08, 2022
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adriana

Adriana, the most awesome person in the world. Talk to her about undertale and she will non stop talk about it for approximately 6 hrs, 37 mins, 4.75 secounds. She is the most funniest and smartest person ever, writing all her English essays with ease. You should totally buy the Adriana mug tho, it’s great.
god i want to fucking kill Adriana.
no you don't, shes awesome! (blatant lie)
by KaironeBalone October 08, 2022
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lang

Kairos Lang VanDeCar, the blindest mf you will ever meet. He’s silly and smart, and will do your English homework with ease. He will say multiple racial slurs to you if your Cuban, and/or if your name is Adriana… please help. He has a funny middle name that is just a single syllable, and also wants to fuck your grandmother.
His BFF on snap is obviously (and will always be) Adriana because she so kind, awesome, funny, etc.
Also his YouTube recommended is just filled with sand x adult frisk. If possible please stay as far away from him…
hey lang
god my name is fucking kairos
shut up lang
MY NAME ISNT LANG
by KaironeBalone October 08, 2022
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