KaironeBalone's definitions

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Kairos Lang VanDeCar, the blindest mf you will ever meet. He’s silly and smart, and will do your English homework with ease. He will say multiple racial slurs to you if your Cuban, and/or if your name is Adriana… please help. He has a funny middle name that is just a single syllable, and also wants to fuck your grandmother.
His BFF on snap is obviously (and will always be) Adriana because she so kind, awesome, funny, etc.
Also his YouTube recommended is just filled with sand x adult frisk. If possible please stay as far away from him…

hey lang
god my name is fucking kairos
shut up lang
MY NAME ISNT LANG

by KaironeBalone October 8, 2022

camila

Camila, that one friend that is OBSESSED with harry styles.
She knows atleast every song in the world, and likes Billie eillish aswell.
She is so relatable and goofy. Sadie and her are inseparable. no like they are actually joined at the dawgs. them shits are always interlocked idk how the fuck they do it.

(P.S. camila, im PISSED we don’t have as many clases this year)
(P.P.S. You should have gone to AP world, it’s not that bad)
(P.P.P.S. I don’t want to jinx it.)
(P.P.P.P.S. I added another one to make lang mad)
(Lang P.S. end your life adriana)
(Adriana P.S. no)

I LLOVE HARRY STYLES AND... GAGA.
you need to calm down camila
HARRY STYLES

by KaironeBalone October 8, 2022

Journey

Journey, the tallest person you will ever meet. No, deadass, this mf has not stopped growing since he came out of the womb. 6'2 and still going. He is a massive ginger and has lapped just about anyone on my singing monsters. Everyday he forgets his privilege and drops 5 benjis on valorant skins. He’s ginger (0.001%) and (not) surprisingly smart. He knows his Spanish vocabulary, and how to use ‘nalgas’ in a sentance (specifically to ms.fiorella).

I have his dna.

hey journey!
god i want to FUCK YOU lang

by KaironeBalone October 8, 2022

adriana

Adriana, the most awesome person in the world. Talk to her about undertale and she will non stop talk about it for approximately 6 hrs, 37 mins, 4.75 secounds. She is the most funniest and smartest person ever, writing all her English essays with ease. You should totally buy the Adriana mug tho, it’s great.

god i want to fucking kill Adriana.
no you don't, shes awesome! (blatant lie)

by KaironeBalone October 8, 2022

safiy

Safiy Urahman Syed. He has the biggest juciest meat on the entire planet, and he has the ability to bag any mf he sets his mind to. His face warps like a fucking ditto and he can turn from obunga to the roblox smirk face in less than a second. He loves shitty roblox games and talking to him feels like youre having a conversation with someones raw unfiltered intrusive thoughts. He moans better than any girl ive ever met and has more rizz built in than kanye's albums.

i wait only for you safiy

god you know thats my fucking rizz lang
okay but whos gonna stop me?
allah will
you mean ash shakur?

by KaironeBalone October 8, 2022

amar

Amar, the least brown melinated man anyone has ever seen. He has not left his room or logged out of valorant for months. His family misses him, but the e-bitches love him. He is a silly and goofy guy and drives a mom van, it's great.

Where is amar?
probably getting pocketed on val.

by KaironeBalone October 8, 2022

sadie

Sadie, the alcoholic. Sadie, where to begin with her. She’s your run of the mill goofy friend/furry that always seems to have someone over at her house. She loves reading wattpad (specifically yes sirs!), and has the best cousin in the world, aimee, I OOVE YOU AIMMEEEE - YOUR FAVROITE PRIMAAAAAA. (god you can smell the cuban in that message. - lang)

are you drunk again sadie
WHAT NO
yes you are
yeah i am

by KaironeBalone October 8, 2022