Kairos Lang VanDeCar, the blindest mf you will ever meet. He’s silly and smart, and will do your English homework with ease. He will say multiple racial slurs to you if your Cuban, and/or if your name is Adriana… please help. He has a funny middle name that is just a single syllable, and also wants to fuck your grandmother.
His BFF on snap is obviously (and will always be) Adriana because she so kind, awesome, funny, etc.
Also his YouTube recommended is just filled with sand x adult frisk. If possible please stay as far away from him…
His BFF on snap is obviously (and will always be) Adriana because she so kind, awesome, funny, etc.
Also his YouTube recommended is just filled with sand x adult frisk. If possible please stay as far away from him…
by KaironeBalone October 08, 2022
Get the langmug. Dimitrios... where to begin. He has a crippling twitter addiction ( specifically in twomad's replies) and is the epitome of short king. Hes on that bulk and hes never stopped dick riding lavencas. He loves binding of isaac and binding bitches with his killer triangle chokes.
by KaironeBalone October 08, 2022
Get the dimitriosmug. Deven, that one person you know that could be put on the united states most wanted list. Every word that leaves his mouth could be considered a hate crime or inciting violence on a large scale. He's the type of person who would flash anyone for anything. ifykyk. He's kanye's biggest fan but i dont think he can defend him after what happened...
by KaironeBalone October 08, 2022
Get the Devenmug. Safiy Urahman Syed. He has the biggest juciest meat on the entire planet, and he has the ability to bag any mf he sets his mind to. His face warps like a fucking ditto and he can turn from obunga to the roblox smirk face in less than a second. He loves shitty roblox games and talking to him feels like youre having a conversation with someones raw unfiltered intrusive thoughts. He moans better than any girl ive ever met and has more rizz built in than kanye's albums.
i wait only for you safiy
god you know thats my fucking rizz lang
okay but whos gonna stop me?
allah will
you mean ash shakur?
god you know thats my fucking rizz lang
okay but whos gonna stop me?
allah will
you mean ash shakur?
by KaironeBalone October 08, 2022
Get the safiymug. Kev the bev. In middle school his nickname was kevdog, and since then its only gotten better. From King Kev to Kevin the Beverage, hes got every name in the books under his belt. Everybody wants to fight him and he has the most immaculate anti-grappling anyone has ever seen. Okay handing it off to adriana now. Kevin, he’s the quiet kid in the back, but he knows his sh*t (#family friendly) He’s smart, and is very silly when he giggles.
by KaironeBalone October 08, 2022
Get the kev the bevmug. Amar, the least brown melinated man anyone has ever seen. He has not left his room or logged out of valorant for months. His family misses him, but the e-bitches love him. He is a silly and goofy guy and drives a mom van, it's great.
by KaironeBalone October 08, 2022
Get the amarmug. Sadie, the alcoholic. Sadie, where to begin with her. She’s your run of the mill goofy friend/furry that always seems to have someone over at her house. She loves reading wattpad (specifically yes sirs!), and has the best cousin in the world, aimee, I OOVE YOU AIMMEEEE - YOUR FAVROITE PRIMAAAAAA. (god you can smell the cuban in that message. - lang)
by KaironeBalone October 08, 2022
Get the sadiemug.