KaironeBalone's definitions

safiy

Safiy Urahman Syed. He has the biggest juciest meat on the entire planet, and he has the ability to bag any mf he sets his mind to. His face warps like a fucking ditto and he can turn from obunga to the roblox smirk face in less than a second. He loves shitty roblox games and talking to him feels like youre having a conversation with someones raw unfiltered intrusive thoughts. He moans better than any girl ive ever met and has more rizz built in than kanye's albums.

i wait only for you safiy

god you know thats my fucking rizz lang
okay but whos gonna stop me?
allah will
you mean ash shakur?

by KaironeBalone October 8, 2022

kev the bev

Kev the bev. In middle school his nickname was kevdog, and since then its only gotten better. From King Kev to Kevin the Beverage, hes got every name in the books under his belt. Everybody wants to fight him and he has the most immaculate anti-grappling anyone has ever seen. Okay handing it off to adriana now. Kevin, he’s the quiet kid in the back, but he knows his sh*t (#family friendly) He’s smart, and is very silly when he giggles.

yo kev the bev
mmmm
what?

by KaironeBalone October 8, 2022

camila

Camila, that one friend that is OBSESSED with harry styles.
She knows atleast every song in the world, and likes Billie eillish aswell.
She is so relatable and goofy. Sadie and her are inseparable. no like they are actually joined at the dawgs. them shits are always interlocked idk how the fuck they do it.

(P.S. camila, im PISSED we don’t have as many clases this year)
(P.P.S. You should have gone to AP world, it’s not that bad)
(P.P.P.S. I don’t want to jinx it.)
(P.P.P.P.S. I added another one to make lang mad)
(Lang P.S. end your life adriana)
(Adriana P.S. no)

I LLOVE HARRY STYLES AND... GAGA.
you need to calm down camila
HARRY STYLES

by KaironeBalone October 8, 2022

sadie

Sadie, the alcoholic. Sadie, where to begin with her. She’s your run of the mill goofy friend/furry that always seems to have someone over at her house. She loves reading wattpad (specifically yes sirs!), and has the best cousin in the world, aimee, I OOVE YOU AIMMEEEE - YOUR FAVROITE PRIMAAAAAA. (god you can smell the cuban in that message. - lang)

are you drunk again sadie
WHAT NO
yes you are
yeah i am

by KaironeBalone October 8, 2022

lang

Kairos Lang VanDeCar, the blindest mf you will ever meet. He’s silly and smart, and will do your English homework with ease. He will say multiple racial slurs to you if your Cuban, and/or if your name is Adriana… please help. He has a funny middle name that is just a single syllable, and also wants to fuck your grandmother.
His BFF on snap is obviously (and will always be) Adriana because she so kind, awesome, funny, etc.
Also his YouTube recommended is just filled with sand x adult frisk. If possible please stay as far away from him…

hey lang
god my name is fucking kairos
shut up lang
MY NAME ISNT LANG

by KaironeBalone October 8, 2022

Deven

Deven, that one person you know that could be put on the united states most wanted list. Every word that leaves his mouth could be considered a hate crime or inciting violence on a large scale. He's the type of person who would flash anyone for anything. ifykyk. He's kanye's biggest fan but i dont think he can defend him after what happened...

DEVEN WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR DICK OUT???
i was feeling mischevious.
THIS ALWAUS FUICKING HAPPENS

by KaironeBalone October 8, 2022

dimitrios

Dimitrios... where to begin. He has a crippling twitter addiction ( specifically in twomad's replies) and is the epitome of short king. Hes on that bulk and hes never stopped dick riding lavencas. He loves binding of isaac and binding bitches with his killer triangle chokes.

OH MY GOD IS THAT CHET
my name is fucking dimitrios
shut the fuck up snail bitch

by KaironeBalone October 8, 2022