Current National Wrestling Alliance World Heavyweight Champion. Recently formed the Kings of Wrestling with Scott Hall and Kevin Nash. Rumored to be a crackhead.
by Kain November 18, 2004
Person #1 - "So what're you doin today?"
Person #2 - "Nothin... just jackalacking around the house."
Person #2 - "Nothin... just jackalacking around the house."
by Kain December 11, 2003
A curse which makes the bearer invincible, but also forces him/her to kill his/her immediate family. Every once in a while on Halloween (and only Halloween), the Thorn constellation appears in the sky, signalling the followers of Thorn to curse a new person. When done, prosperity falls on the whole tribe. Michael Myers is currently cursed with Thorn, and Terence Wynn (who is currently missing) serves as his watcher. A person with allegiance to Thorn can be identified by a Thorn tattoo on their right wrist.
Pledge your allegiance to Thorn!
by Kain October 17, 2004
by Kain December 11, 2003
A term used for a Sith Lord in the Star Wars Saga. When one becomes an apprentice of the Sith, he abandones his original name and takes a Sith name. The title Darth precedes the new name.
Sith Lords from the Star Wars Saga:
1. Darth Sidious (Master, Ep. I-VI)
2. Darth Maul (Apprentice, Ep. I)
3. Darth Tyranus (Apprentice, Ep. II-III)
4. Darth Vader (Apprentice, Ep. III-VI)
Sith Lords from the Star Wars Saga:
1. Darth Sidious (Master, Ep. I-VI)
2. Darth Maul (Apprentice, Ep. I)
3. Darth Tyranus (Apprentice, Ep. II-III)
4. Darth Vader (Apprentice, Ep. III-VI)
Vader (to Obi Wan): When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the Master.
Obi Wan: Only a master of evil, Darth.
Obi Wan: Only a master of evil, Darth.
by Kain February 18, 2005
The biggest curse word for people who are fans of professional wrestling (TNA, ROH, indy promotions).
Fan #1: "I've been watching sports entertainment for twenty years."
Fan #2: "Sports entertainment has only existed a few years, fucktard. Why don't you watch some actual professional wrestling?"
Fan #2: "Sports entertainment has only existed a few years, fucktard. Why don't you watch some actual professional wrestling?"
by Kain July 18, 2005
Mordecai is NOT an Undertaker ripoff.
by Kain May 23, 2004