Jeff Jarrett

Current National Wrestling Alliance World Heavyweight Champion. Recently formed the Kings of Wrestling with Scott Hall and Kevin Nash. Rumored to be a crackhead.

The Stroke is a "Meh" finisher.

by Kain November 18, 2004

jackalack

To be bored shitless and doing nothing at all.
Being lazy.

Person #1 - "So what're you doin today?"
Person #2 - "Nothin... just jackalacking around the house."

by Kain December 11, 2003

Thorn

A curse which makes the bearer invincible, but also forces him/her to kill his/her immediate family. Every once in a while on Halloween (and only Halloween), the Thorn constellation appears in the sky, signalling the followers of Thorn to curse a new person. When done, prosperity falls on the whole tribe. Michael Myers is currently cursed with Thorn, and Terence Wynn (who is currently missing) serves as his watcher. A person with allegiance to Thorn can be identified by a Thorn tattoo on their right wrist.

Pledge your allegiance to Thorn!

by Kain October 17, 2004

n00btron

See n00b.

"Omg, what a n00btron."
"You're the biggest n00btron I've ever met."

by Kain December 11, 2003

Darth

A term used for a Sith Lord in the Star Wars Saga. When one becomes an apprentice of the Sith, he abandones his original name and takes a Sith name. The title Darth precedes the new name.

Sith Lords from the Star Wars Saga:

1. Darth Sidious (Master, Ep. I-VI)
2. Darth Maul (Apprentice, Ep. I)
3. Darth Tyranus (Apprentice, Ep. II-III)
4. Darth Vader (Apprentice, Ep. III-VI)

Vader (to Obi Wan): When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the Master.

Obi Wan: Only a master of evil, Darth.

by Kain February 18, 2005

sports entertainment

The biggest curse word for people who are fans of professional wrestling (TNA, ROH, indy promotions).

Fan #1: "I've been watching sports entertainment for twenty years."

Fan #2: "Sports entertainment has only existed a few years, fucktard. Why don't you watch some actual professional wrestling?"

by Kain July 18, 2005

Mordecai

New WWE wrestler who calls himself the Pale Rider and Right Hand of the Father.

Mordecai is NOT an Undertaker ripoff.

by Kain May 23, 2004