Carlito Caribbean Cool

New wrestler on the SmackDown! brand of WWE. Won the United States title in his debut match.

I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.... Cool like me. Carlito Caribbean Cool.

by Kain October 31, 2004

Satanic Bible

Written by Anton LaVey; philosophy book of the Church of Satan.

I follow the Satanic Bible.

by Kain May 09, 2004

Undertaker

The Deadman, greatest wrestler of all time.

The Undertaker will bury you alive...

by Kain May 08, 2004

Gene Snitsky

The Second Coming of Jesus Christ.

It's not my fault! Any other questions?

by Kain October 31, 2004

Thorn

A curse which makes the bearer invincible, but also forces him/her to kill his/her immediate family. Every once in a while on Halloween (and only Halloween), the Thorn constellation appears in the sky, signalling the followers of Thorn to curse a new person. When done, prosperity falls on the whole tribe. Michael Myers is currently cursed with Thorn, and Terence Wynn (who is currently missing) serves as his watcher. A person with allegiance to Thorn can be identified by a Thorn tattoo on their right wrist.

Pledge your allegiance to Thorn!

by Kain October 16, 2004

Mordecai

New WWE wrestler who calls himself the Pale Rider and Right Hand of the Father.

Mordecai is NOT an Undertaker ripoff.

by Kain May 23, 2004

I heartily agree, my African-American friend.

See: fo' shizzle my nizzle.

fo' w00t mah b00t!

by Kain February 23, 2004