Kaido Creme Puff (sophie gamache)'s definitions

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

it's a move you pull on the police in a car chase. you go really face take a sharp turn and about 1 mile down the road you get out of your car and lean on it to make it look like you were waiting for them.

Maddog: "So, what are you in here for?"
(insert cool name here): I killed my wife and the cops came chasing me, gave 'em a hell of a time when I pulled a "fear and loathing in las vegas"
Maddog: "Your fucking crazy man!"

by Kaido Creme Puff (sophie gamache) May 13, 2005

ass tampon

when you use a tampon in your ass to suck up all the cum after anal sex

Phyllis:Honey I'll be right back, it was great but I need an ass tampon

by Kaido Creme Puff (sophie gamache) May 13, 2005

period bubble

when your wearing a pad and you feel a goop of your uterus insides slid out of you

Sally: I just got a period bubble, son of a bitch!

by Kaido Creme Puff (sophie gamache) May 13, 2005

canjangle

when you stick your ass over the toilet and wiggle it to get the little peice that usually your 69 partner finds when your ass is in there face

Jack: Sally, before we 69 go canjangle so we can avoid what happened last time

by Kaido Creme Puff (sophie gamache) May 13, 2005

hoytz

a description such as "feeling bleh today"

"Girlfriend, you look hoytz in that dress!"

by Kaido Creme Puff (sophie gamache) May 13, 2005

kaido

in japanese it means "highway" but it can also be a name for a generalized Aries, a very strong, bold, natural born leader, loving, perverted, is only serious when someone dies.

Our troop leader is soo Kaido!

by Kaido Creme Puff (sophie gamache) May 13, 2005

subether

it means below the heavens

sub= means below like sub zero temperatures ether= another name from heaven

we are merely subether

by Kaido Creme Puff (sophie gamache) May 13, 2005