Ichiro

the best player in baseball today.

forget your home runs and MVP talks... Ichiro is simply the best player in MLB.

by KRHimself October 02, 2005

kentucky fried curse

In 1985, the Hanshin Tigers won the Japan Series (baseball). Their supporters looked for player look-alikes and convinced them to jump into a river than ran through Osaka. When they couldn't find a look-alike for Randy Bass (a bearded white American), they went to a nearby KFC store, took the statue of Colonel Sanders, and dumped it into the river.

The Tigers haven't won a Japan Series since, and their fans will tell you that the reason is because Colonel Sanders hasn't been found since that time, either.

I'll tell you the real reason why they haven't won a Japan Series since 1985... it's because their team is absolute shite and are nothing compared to the team from Fukuoka.

by KRHimself October 18, 2004

hand to mouth

having nothing, or close to nothing.

many people in the inner city live hand-to-mouth lives.

by KRHimself May 17, 2005

metal to the pedal

phrase used when describing someone has a mouth full of braces (hence the 'metal' part).

dude, look at that little Wap! he has his metal to the pedal!

by KRHimself August 25, 2004

suburb

See also Winter Park.

Winter Park, home of multimillionaires and Carrot Top.

by KRHimself October 24, 2004

orange blossom trail

a major road located in Orlando, FL. (Whorelando) The southern stretch of this road is infamous for its red-light district.

When somethin happens in South Orange Blossom Trail, nothin happens... it's just another hooka dead.

by KRHimself February 01, 2005

satsu

a Japanese slang for Police (or cops), short for keisatsu.

satsu ga kita! nigero! (Cops are here! Run!)

by KRHimself November 13, 2004