KImCobain's definitions

HM

The adult version of roommate, now graduated to Housemate. Usually not a desirable way to live, but often required in order to avoid living out of your SUV or a tarp underneath a bridge.

When your gated community condo is vacated by your spouse, leaving you stuck with a killer mortgage and high utilities, you must coexist with a HM to avoid foreclosure.

by KImCobain March 2, 2015

Artificial Sweetner Voice

A singing style characterized by fake sweetness and breathy hoo-oohs woos and ye-aah-yas.

Brittney Spears' artificial Sweetner voice with auto tune sounds like human trafficking.

by KImCobain June 12, 2016

Not my first rodeo

Literally translated means "this is not the first time I have done this." Applies to dozens of different scenarios. Relays to the recipient that you are experienced and know what you're doing.

Reporter: "Nice work on that verdict."
Prosecutor: "Hey, this was not my first rodeo."

by KImCobain March 5, 2015

Forced Confession

When a guy is forced to say "I love you" to shut up a nagging woman. Like a gun to the head in a relationship.

Jeremy got hit with a forced confession to stop his woman from nagging him to death.

by KImCobain March 10, 2015

POF

Plenty Of Freaks - this is the REAL meaning of the acronym for the so-called free dating site known as Plenty of Fish. This site is so full of losers and freaks that it should be a recruiting site for Barnum & Bailey.

Whatever you do, stay OFF POF. It may be free, but it's a bunch of crazy Barneys. Sadly, you get what you pay for.

by KImCobain February 25, 2015

He Ain't True

Not what he appears to be; usually a man who doesn't appear to be tough but is really a major badass

Remember what I said, Dude, watch your ass cause he ain't true.

by KImCobain February 23, 2015

humbucking

The process of getting over on a store or corporation by faux claiming that the store did something wrong and owes for it. The humbucker is looking for either financial gain (a refund) or a new replacement for an old item that (s)he damaged and is either out of or ineligible for warranty. The humbucker preys on the store or corporation's fear of negative word of mouth advertising and thus cancels out any interference the entity might otherwise be entitled to invoke.

Nick used humbucking to get a brand new PRS.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015