Definitions by KImCobain
fender jagstang
A hybrid Fender electric which crossed the Fender Jaguar with the Fender Mustang. Kurt Cobain designed this guitar by taking Polaroids of the guitars, cutting them in half and combining them.
fender jagstang by KImCobain March 12, 2015
gave me diabetes
A person so sugary fake sweet that just being around them for 10 minutes can cause the sudden onset of Type 2 diabetes.
gave me diabetes by KImCobain March 12, 2015
headwire
Severe head issues - can either be an unmedicated bipolar or just a psychotic in general. They're good at escaping but better at flaking out.
Bar fruit
An array of disgustingly slimy limes, lemons, cherries, celery, olives and so forth, marinating in a brine of watery acidic juice with discarded pennies, burnt matches and bacteria from filthy hands, in plastic bins with flip tops. These are found by the waitress station at any watering hole or dive bar in most of the world where alcohol is served.
Redneck Neighbors
A message from a higher power that you're on the shitlist. Redneck neighbors are like a plague: widespread and difficult to get rid of. Once the neighborhood is infected, they import their friends and relatives as well. They are renters, never homeowners. They are either morbidly obese or stick figure thin - there is no in between. They either have few teeth or a set of greenish brown ones. Redneck neighbors drive 25+ year old vehicles that are cars and trucks in the technical sense, most held together with coat hanger wire and bondo and have no mufflers. They work on these things daily. They keep herds of large, thin mangy dogs which are often confused with their kids. They sit on the porch talking loudly and drinking some sort of distiller liquid and cheap ass beer 24/7. They keep the tobacco industry in business. They put out mismatched plastic urns filled with random plastic flowers that blow all over neighboring yards. They are always seen at neighborhood yard sales. The police/sheriff visits at least twice a week and child service workers lurk monthly. it takes a landlord months to get them out of the property, at which time they must torch it or demo it because of uninhabitable condition. The evicted rednecks proceed to move in next door with their relatives so it's really a vicious circle. They make a great pilot for a TV reality show.
Redneck Neighbors by KImCobain March 12, 2015
righty roo
A really lame and dorky way to acknowledge someone. Used primarily in place of "ok", "sure", " of course" or "alright"
righty roo by KImCobain March 12, 2015
humbucking
The process of getting over on a store or corporation by faux claiming that the store did something wrong and owes for it. The humbucker is looking for either financial gain (a refund) or a new replacement for an old item that (s)he damaged and is either out of or ineligible for warranty. The humbucker preys on the store or corporation's fear of negative word of mouth advertising and thus cancels out any interference the entity might otherwise be entitled to invoke.
humbucking by KImCobain March 12, 2015